Chikins
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
KFC is an American fast food company famous for pwning fat people and Culexor. Dey be fo' niggaz n' shit, yo. It was established at least 100 years ago by an old faggit redneck with a stupid looking mustache. It is rumored that this master chef's mustache was fake because nobody can grow facial hair like that IRL.
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[edit] The Truth About KFC
KFC(Kentucky Fucked Cunt) is a place where fatty Americans can "hang out" after school. Most people like KFC because of their family friendly commercials, but if you would like to know the truth about KFC's chicken beating, beak pulling off, scalding alive ways learn up - the Chicken Holocaust is coming. Delicious KFC is made of sugar, spice, all things nice and Korean children. Before Colonel Sanders put chicken in a bucket they used to put it in a suitcase. This was very impractical however, and a nigger carrying a suitcase is not practical unless he is, in fact, carrying it for you hence the chicken-in-buckets paradigm that prevails to this day. Revisionist fried chicken historians such as David Starkey have sought to challenge the bucket paradigm but have failed miserably and have been subject to much pwnage by the Colonel who is still alive and sharing a two-bedroom flat in Argentina with Hitler, Eva Braun and Gregory Peck. Black people love fried chicken.
[edit] The Origins of KFC
Noone knows when, why, or how KFC was first spawned, but some argue that it was created by the Jews to cover up the WTC 'mystery' with a mysterious and unspecified amount of spices.
Likewise, no one can be sure of just what the elusive name means. Several attempts have been made to explain it, but few are lulzworthy.
Examples:
- Keeping French Complacent
- Killing For Cash
- Kentucky Fried Chicken
[edit] What Really Happens In A KFC Kitchen
Enough said.
[edit] Ad Campaign
Kfc's most recent ad campaign - Baleeted
[edit] GTA Speaks The Truth!
[edit] Crimes Against Humanity
KFC is the source of at least 100% of America’s fat people and it is predicted to shortly be listed as a terrorist organization. They also enjoy short changing you because they are illiterate.
This devious organization has plotted for generations to destroy American Niggaz, as it is a well known fact that black people love stuffing chicken in their baboon mouths. Do not attempt to get between a black person and their chicken without consulting your Nigger Manual.
[edit] Contents of KFC
It is well known by the FBI, CIA and Oprah that KFC is a deadly amalgamation composed of super awesome shit. The seven so-called herbs and spices are in fact flour, santorum, methylated spirits, shower mould, LSD, kevin lanzo's testicles and breasts amputated from cancer patients.
[edit] Types of Food/Poison
- Chicken Nuggets
- Chicken Legs
- Chicken Something Else
- Chicken Flavored Rat Shit
- Chicken Flavored Cockroaches
- Cockroach Flavored Chicken
[edit] Oh Lawd, is dat sum chikinz?!
JUST IN FROM #london: 7pm GMT.
[11:58am] BEACH_TROLL: i just got back [11:58am] BEACH_TROLL: 400-600 there [11:58am] BEACH_TROLL: £360 spent on chicken [11:59am] Rorschach: WUT [11:59am] BEACH_TROLL: my testicles feel like they are going to drop off [11:59am] Rorschach: is it a gold plated chikkens? [11:59am] BEACH_TROLL: no [11:59am] BEACH_TROLL: there were 150 boxes of KFC popcorn chicken [11:59am] BEACH_TROLL: and some chips [11:59am] BEACH_TROLL: and some coke [11:59am] BEACH_TROLL: starship trooper man went around with a collection box. and got £360. [12:00pm] BEACH_TROLL: then spent it ALL on chicken [12:00pm] BEACH_TROLL: 400-600 very loud, good atmosphere [12:00pm] Rorschach: despite rain and hail and dark of night, London continues to pwn [12:00pm] BEACH_TROLL: and we spent £360 on chicken
 McWatermelonz...The after chikins mint. Chikins and watermelonz go together leik crack put into the black community for ruination by the CIAs! |
 Reason why KFC tastes like shit. |
 The face of a typical KFC patron when access to KFC has been denied. |
 Red leader, Red Leader I need more barbecue sauce!!! |
 OMFG, We knew it all along! |
 Even famous nigras are related to the colonel. |
 First KFC opening ever. |
[edit] See Also
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Chikins is part of a series of topics related to Black People. ☻ |
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