KKK

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

KKK membership

Where is the KKK when you need it?

The Ku Klux Klan (not to be confused with Krapple Komputer Kompany) is a group of horny ghosts that work together promote black rights. Sent by the supreme evil overlord a.k.a Pikachu who types in ALL CAPS, they pride themselves in hunting Blacks and Jews (Even though Jews do rule the world) for their delicious genitals. The KKK is fond of ropes, crosses (the kind that burn), mouth breathing and Jesus and Satan- according to folk legend, you need to pay $4.99 (USD ONLY PLZ NO AMEX CARD) by credit card if you pick Satan. If you click up up right right left down up you can unlock the most vicious human being ever existed- William Shakespear as your Gord of choice!

WARNING: THE GROUP IS VERY CLOSED ASSOCICATED WITH THE TERRORIST ORGANISATION LEAD BY THE NORTIOUS MR. PACMAN

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Their online propaganda department is led by Argent and Violetkitty411 who recently fled YouTube due to the increase of niggers posting videos after being welcomed by renetto, whom they have accused of being a race traitor. This has sparked an online race war that has the potential for weapons of mass lulz to be unleashed.

Myths About the KKK

OH SHIT

KKK are crowards. There the real niggers.

Myth — George W. Bush was rejected on the grounds that he's too stupid.: Fact — George Bush doesn't care about black people and is, in fact, a member.
Myth — KKK stands for Ku Klux Klan.: Fact — This rumor began in 1995 after an episode of The Simpsons featured a character named Ku Klux Klam. It actually stands for ~~Kadabra Katorta Kalamazoo~~ ~~Krazy Krusty Klassics~~ ~~kok krunching kikes~~ Kool Kids Klub.
Myth — KKK stands for Kooky Kike Killers.: Fact — This isn't true, but members like the thought of it.
Myth — The KKK and Skinheads are all alike.: Fact — One group is old, bald, borderline retarded and fat; the other group is just bald.
Myth — Minorities were hung by the KKK.: Fact — Minorities were hung by the KKK because they were well hung.
Myth — The KKK ride horses.: Fact — The KKK ride small furry animals.
Myth — Everyone in the KKK hate niggers.: Fact — Everyone in the world hates niggers.
Myth — Anonymous is the KKK.: Fact — Only to butthurts and scilons. People often make this mistake because of how often Encyclopedia Dramatica righteously makes use of the word "nigger".
Myth — Ritual incest with a female family member is required on the part of male initiates to the upper ranks of the KKK.: Fact — Ritual incest as an initiatory prerequisite was abolished in the early 1960's due to empirically-confirmed dysgenic effects within endogamous KKK bandit-clans.

How to troll the KKK

Typical kkk member on gayscape.

How ironic

Ask them what their Runescape level is
Give them a history book
Barbeque some hotdogs
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Rub their cocks
Ask them if they married their cousin
Make them watch Harold and Kumar
Ask them why they are on the internets
Tell them the world would be much better without them
Ask them if they like to play with themselves
Tell them to save their outfits for Halloween.
Mention their hats look like a dildo
Tell them to go tan.
Make a video about the kkk this pisses them off to no end
Shout out "Death to klan!" bonus points if you get them arrested for them attempting to hack you!
Mention they look retarded in their ghost costumes
Tell them the south will rise again is nothing but stupid shit
Tell them how the rodeo is.
Ask them how hunting is. Bonus points if they say hunting supports their family
Mention that they are fat as fucking hell
Mentaio about girls

IRL Klansmen

IRL Klansman imparts valuable information on niggers and jews while wanna-be Nazi fails.

Retaliation

It seems that black people might not be the safest choice to pick on...

Gallery

In Dallas, Texas, every day is Klan Day!	Doing it for the lulz since 1865.	Klan vs. Commies = WIN; Klan vs. Nigras = FAIL	THE KLAN BUILDS MEN!
The Klan's attempt to reach out to the youth.	The efforts of the KKK have kept pianos segregated to this day.	The Klan aren't always evil.	Retarded KKK member, its awwright.
The KKK's previous spokesmodel.	KKK members are LARP/D&D jerks who wanted to find an excuse to play dress up. They are known to say "Fuck you, I'm a dragon!" and "Vanilla is the flavor of our savior."	the KKK is in your h00dz lynching your d00dz.	How do properly draw a Klansman.
The snack of choice for Klansmen. Oddly, they are not made of white chocolate.	Dessert of choice, made in Sweden.