KKK
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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The KKK is a group of redneck thugs that haunt/hunt Blax and Jews for their delicious genitals. Sent by God to save the world, the KKK is also notorious for spreading lulz and good will everywhere they go. The KKK is fond of rape, crosses (the kind that burn), mouth breathing and Jesus--but not God.
The KKK online propaganda department is led by Argent and Violetkitty411 who recently fled youtube due to the increase of niggers posting videos after being welcomed by renetto, whom they have accused of being a race traitor. This has sparked an online race war that has the potential for weapons of mass lulz to be unleashed.
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[edit] History of the KKK
The KKK was founded by the azn Starcraft player General Stonewall Jackson at least 100 years ago. Stonie Jack, as he was called, had a faulty keyboard, leaving him without the use of the 'e' key. Thus, he became noted for his "kkk" taunts. Once, when asked why he founded the KKK, he replied "I did it for the lulz". During The War of Northern Aggression, he adopted the name KKK for his club of rednecks that set out to pwn Blacks. Unfortunately, Stonie Jack was eventually pwnt by his troops. Nthan Bedford Forrest took control of the KKK in 1988. He broadened the KKK's "hatesphere" to include anyone who wasn't white and from the South and also a Protestant. Blacks everywhere rejoiced.
Currently, the membership of the KKK is about 12,445,987. They continue to play Starcraft at kLAN parties.
[edit] Myths About the KKK
- Myth — George W. Bush is a member (he applied but was rejected on the grounds that he's too stupid).
- Fact — George Bush doesn't care about black people.
- Myth — KKK stands for Ku Klux Klan.
- Fact — This rumor began in 1995 after an episode of The Simpsons featured a character named Ku Klux Klam.
- Myth — KKK stands for Kooky Kike Killers.
- Fact — This isn't true, but members like the thought of it.
- Myth — The KKK and Skinheads are all alike.
- Fact — One group is old, bald, borderline retarded and fat; the other group is just bald.
- Myth — Minorities were hung by the KKK.
- Fact — Minorities were hung by the KKK because they were well hung.
- Myth — The KKK ride horses.
- Fact — The KKK ride small furry animals.
- Myth — Everyone in the KKK hate niggers.
- Fact — Everyone in the world hates niggers
- Myth — Anonymous is the KKK
- Fact — Only to butthurts and Scientologists. People often make this mistake because of how much ED uses nigger. The main difference is the ED does if for the lulz, and the KKK believes racist shit IRL.
[edit] Logic
There is nun.
Well just a little.
[edit] Notable supporters
The Iraqi Army
[edit] Hypocrisy
They don't like blacky. But a black guy invented peanut butter, and they use that daily, unless they don't have pets. I burnt them like a Sunday roast, which you then feel bad about for the waste of meat.
[edit] See Also
[edit] People
- Argent009
- Blu Aardvark
- christianhillbilly
- David Duke
- DandCVideos
- Dianne Thorley
- George Allen
- Hal Turner
- Kramer
- Libertarian
- Republican
- Robert Byrd
- Tay Zonday
- Third Party
- Wayneforbush08
- Violetkitty411
This Retard/ might also be a wannabe mass murderer STAY ALERT!account suspended
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 KKK meeting attendance has dropped considerably over the last 20 years. |
 The snack of choice for Klansmen. Oddly, they are not made of white chocolate. |
 The seemingly happy spic-nigger doesn't know he's about to get hanged. |
 Dessert of choice, made in Sweden. |
 How do properly draw a klansman. |
 The Klan aren't always evil. |
 KKK members are LARP/D&D jerks who wanted to find an excuse to play dress up. They are known to say "Fuck you, I'm a dragon!" and "Vanilla is the flavor of our savior." |
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