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The Ku Klux Klan (not to be confused with Krapple Komputer Kompany) is a group of horny ghosts that work together promote black rights. Sent by the supreme evil overlord a.k.a Pikachu who types in ALL CAPS, they pride themselves in hunting Blacks and Jews (Even though Jews do rule the world) for their delicious genitals. The KKK is fond of ropes, crosses (the kind that burn), mouth breathing and Jesus and Satan- according to folk legend, you need to pay $4.99 (USD ONLY PLZ NO AMEX CARD) by credit card if you pick Satan. If you click up up right right left down up you can unlock the most vicious human being ever existed- William Shakespear as your Gord of choice!

WARNING: THE GROUP IS VERY CLOSED ASSOCICATED WITH THE TERRORIST ORGANISATION LEAD BY THE NORTIOUS MR. PACMAN

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Their online propaganda department is led by Argent and Violetkitty411 who recently fled YouTube due to the increase of niggers posting videos after being welcomed by renetto, whom they have accused of being a race traitor. This has sparked an online race war that has the potential for weapons of mass lulz to be unleashed.

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Myths About the KKK

KKK are crowards. There the real niggers.
Myth — George W. Bush was rejected on the grounds that he's too stupid.
Fact — George Bush doesn't care about black people and is, in fact, a member.
Myth — KKK stands for Ku Klux Klan.
Fact — This rumor began in 1995 after an episode of The Simpsons featured a character named Ku Klux Klam. It actually stands for Kadabra Katorta Kalamazoo Krazy Krusty Klassics kok krunching kikes Kool Kids Klub.
Myth — KKK stands for Kooky Kike Killers.
Fact — This isn't true, but members like the thought of it.
Myth — The KKK and Skinheads are all alike.
Fact — One group is old, bald, borderline retarded and fat; the other group is just bald.
Myth — Minorities were hung by the KKK.
Fact — Minorities were hung by the KKK because they were well hung.
Myth — The KKK ride horses.
Fact — The KKK ride small furry animals.
Myth — Everyone in the KKK hate niggers.
Fact — Everyone in the world hates niggers.
Myth — Anonymous is the KKK.
Fact — Only to butthurts and scilons. People often make this mistake because of how often Encyclopedia Dramatica righteously makes use of the word "nigger".
Myth — Ritual incest with a female family member is required on the part of male initiates to the upper ranks of the KKK.
Fact — Ritual incest as an initiatory prerequisite was abolished in the early 1960's due to empirically-confirmed dysgenic effects within endogamous KKK bandit-clans.

How to troll the KKK

Typical kkk member on gayscape.
How ironic

IRL Klansmen

IRL Klansman imparts valuable information on niggers and jews while wanna-be Nazi fails.

Retaliation

It seems that black people might not be the safest choice to pick on...

See Also

Well Known Members of The Klan

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