Kameko
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Kameko Is a rather annoying Mary Sue writer based in Texas. Her particular poison is that of the ninja turtles. That is, her Mary Sue would be known as mutanthag!kameko. When her "online character" was run through the Mary Sue litmus Test, it scored 204, the minimum required to be a Mary Sue is 71. Kameko is her wapanese name, and no one seems to know what her birth name is. It is suspected she is actually named 'Bob' and lives in a Hugbox. Kameko was almost raped, and assumes every word said toward her fantasy self is an attack on the her race, gender, background, or thinspiration.
It should be noted that both Kameko and mutanthag!Kameko the Mary sue are simply two personalities in the same body, and shouldn't be mistreated because of her disability.
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[edit] Kameko the Writer
A twenty two year old computer science major from Texas, rather than completing her college courses, Kameko the writer instead prefers to spend her days writing fanfiction and roleplaying online. She was turned down for a job at Walmart, despite her "high credentials", due to the fact that she failed the personality portion of the evaluation. She was denied on the grounds that she is actually too weird to work with the Walmartians.
[edit] Kameko the Character
[edit] Origins
Contrary to popular belief, Kameko is not the unholy love child of Satan and a dirty condom. Rather, she is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' mysterious younger sister. Why she is human as opposed to half turtle is a mystery. However, as Kameko the character often lets her fellow characters know every few sentences, most of her life is a mystery. Such as where she came from. Or why she suddenly popped into existence. True Kameko fans will understand this lack of information to be not so much a plot hole as a super secret extra dimension to her mystique and allure.
Somehow Kameko knows that she is of Japanese descent, as her name (which translates into "Turtle Child") makes known. The reason for this is uncertain, particularly as Kameko the writer only speaks a garbled form of fangirl Japanese. However, it could have to do with the fact that Kameko is a highly trained ninja, capable of defeating everyone she crosses paths with despite any superpowers or talents they may possess.
As a young child, Kameko was beaten with "boards with nails in them" (see above pictures). This form of abuse was delivered by the hand of beloved TMNT character Splinter for the purposes of both ninja training and making sure that Kameko's past was angsty enough.
[edit] Illnesses
It should be noted that Kameko suffers from many diseases throughout the course of her life. She contracted severe Beaten With Boards With Nails In Them-itis at a young age in order to guarantee that her history was the most traumatic out of her fellow Abbot Dom RPers. Fortunately, the child abuse appears to be merely for show and angst purposes, and has absolutely no affect on Kameko's personality nor her opinion of her father figure Splinter.
Upon her arrival at the Abbot Don RPG, Kameko had been affected by a mysterious form of amnesia, which erased all of her personal memories. However, this "complete" erasure did not necessarily include things she liked or places that she remembered. Although it was never fully explained, the illness had been inflicted by Dr. Strangeways after she had been drugged, kidnapped, and dumped in a boarding school for an undetermined reason. For many months she returned to the doctor for check ups and "injections in the back of her neck" that she believed would cure her but were in fact - in a painfully obvious turn of events - the very drug that caused the illness in the first place. Apparently the amnesia affected her intelligence as well, and after she had been cured Kameko insisted that all of the students that she had insulted or argued with should forgive her because she was now a completely different person.
