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Karma

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bad Karma [1]

Karma (not to be confused with Krama) is kind of like a big swear-jar which can be filled up and then cashed in on later. The more you piss people off, the more points you get tagged onto your monicker. With too many points, certain inner sanctums of the internets and the real world are off-limits and getting to higher levels or to page 3 might be impossible. Points can be worked off by being terribly nice to people or going to jail.

Changing user accounts to get rid of points doesn't work (outside of Slashdot) unless you alter your IP/browser/OS/machine type profile and/or use a proxy; and if you have enough points, even that doesn't matter, because the points can sometimes jump from the internets to the real world through the FBI and their special guilt machine.

[edit] Places You Can Go To Spend Karma

Karma can be spent at many local distributors of shit, like Walmart and Holland. Only the true 31173 H4X0Rs of Karma know that both of these places have patented "Buy one get one" sales every wednesday afternoon for all the 13 year old boys hoping to find that elusive Pokemon card, or the average Pedo hunting the afore mentioned fags.