Sacha Baron Cohen

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Sascha Baron Cohen, aka Borat, aka Ali G aka Bruno, is a Kike actor/comedian who has managed to induce a high number of footbullets and self-pwns due to his epic sockpuppet IRL trolling.

[edit] Borat

Borat at home with village rapist (left) and gypsy hunter (right).

Borat reports from the annual running of the Jews. "There you go kids, crush that Jew egg before it hatches."

Borat Sagdiyev is well respected Kazakh journalist with a deep love for US of A. He boasts a lengthy resume, including news reporting in Albania and Moldova.

Lately he has turned his focus from straight reporting to public awareness. In 1969, he spent time in England and America trying to capture the essence of Western Culture, including Democracy and Freedom, for the people of Kazakhstan.

[edit] Personal Beliefs

Mr. Sagdiyev's values are deeply rooted in Kazakh tradition, so in the true spirit of cultural tolerance through the free exchange of ideals, he always tries to broaden the horizons of those he visits as he too learns local customs. One especially notable act of Borat 'giving back' was a crowd-pleasing performance in an Arizona country music bar, where he sang the hit Kazakh song "Throw The Jew Down The Well (So My Country Can Be Free)" about the plight of Jews in Kazakhstan. The chorus is:

Throw the Jew down the well

So my country can be free

You must grab him by his horns

Then we have a big party

Besides the Jews, he is also sensitive to the plight of gays, gypsies, pigs and women (in that order).

Recently, however, a Jewish actor called Sasha Cohen sparked controversy for Borat by impersonating the newsman on TV lampooning such time-honored Kazakh customs as incest and rape, causing the Kazakhstan government to publicly speak out against Mr. Sagdiyev, ban him from their internet, and threaten frivolous litigation. In order to set the record straight, Borat posted the following on his own American website:

"In response to Mr. Ashykbayev's comments, I'd like to state I have no connection with Mr. Cohen and fully support my Government's decision to sue this Jew. Since the 2003 Tuleyakiv reforms, Kazakhstan is as civilized as any other country in the world. Women can now travel on inside of bus, homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hats, and age of consent has been raised to eight years old. Please, captain of industry; I invite you to come to Kazakhstan where we have incredible natural resources, hardworking labor, and some of the cleanest prostitutes in whole of central Asia. Chenquieh!"

[edit] Quotes

"Great success!"
(After a long wet French Kiss) "This is my sister. She is 4th best prostitute in whole Kazakhstan."
"Sexy time!"
"He decided not to fly by air, in case the Jews repeated their attacks of 9/11."
"How dare you make hand-party all over Pamela!!"
(After asking Pamela Anderson to marry him) "Agreement is not necessary."

[edit] Fame and Fortune

Borat enjoys some time in Paris.

Sexy time!

Borat's fame has reached such massive proportions that it will no longer fit in a TV set. Last November, he hosted the MTV Europe Awards [1] in Lisbon, Portugal and his big screen debut is slated for release as soon as ~~next month~~ last Thursday.

The documentary, Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was commissioned by the Kazakh Government), takes a look at the American people, their culture and their psyche as seen through the eyes of Mr. Sagdiyev, who's previous assignments here have made him as beloved to the American people as they are to him (except for the Jews, who make it necessary for him to travel by road and rail in case (to quote Borat) "The Jews repeat their attack of 9/11.”. Recently some frat boys decided to sue Borat for deflaming them in front of the world. The president of the national fraternity supported them, not wanting fraternities to become associated with inebriation, racism or misogyny.

True Story

[edit] Impressions

~~Many up and coming comedians can be found contributing their own hilarious impressions of Borat on the internets! The best one can be found below:~~I guess not, amirite?

Other impressions are done by frat boys and drunk girls who think they are the next Richard Pryor. After a shitty impression is done people are forced to laugh even though they want the person to die a horrible death.

[edit] Is Borat Like ED?

Borat is one of the best examples of IRL trolling - having been arrested literally every single day whilst making the movie. In some ways Borat resembled Encyclopedia Dramatica:

PROS:

Unlike some other shitty shows that try to be edgy (like South Park and Family Guy), Borat doesn't only troll people who deserve to be trolled, or try to justify his trolling - he trolls because he fucking can.

No one is safe - faggots, americunts, feminazis, animals, Jews, children etc. No one. (EXCEPT NIGGERS, DUE TO FEAR OF RAPE)

He has several sockpuppets.

He gets sued every week or so.

CONS:

He's a kike. Although he may be ugly and hairy, at least he's not a furry. Although he was raped by a bear.

[edit] Fun Facts

Borat has three sons, Bilak, Biram and Hooeylewis.
Borat has a brother called Bilo who is a retard.
Borat has previously worked as a gypsy catcher, an ice maker and in IT, removing dead birds from Internets pipes.
Borat's hobbies include ping-pong, making friends and sunbathing.
Borat is actually a Jew
"In 2274 ED (AC) Borat glass coffin of future to come opens; his lipless mouth emits the single word "SKYWALK!!!!!" in a screeecht that will riddle eternity with cold sickness.

[edit] Real Kazakhstan

In real Kazakhstan, the most popular kazakh is Freestailo, not jew Borat.

[edit] Borat Gallery

	borats	Goofy Time!
A big fan of prostitutes, Borat's sister is also #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.	A challenger appears!	Borat doing his best Freddy Mercury impression.	Borat, a human being.

[edit] Links

[edit] Ali G

Is it cause I is black?

Ali G (aka Alistair Leslie Graham) was Cohen's first and -arguably- most successful IRL troll persona due to the fact that nobody had been trolled by Cohen until then. After successfully trolling the UK for two seasons, he jumped on a plane to troll the fuck out of American politicians, scholars, religious leaders and fucktards in both Liberal and Conservative activist groups.

Playing an educationally challenged, crude, misogynist wigger Chav with a cable access show, Da Ali G Show, Cohen presented himself as the "voice of da yoof". After gaining access to some of the US power elite, he proceeded to fuck with and offend them -never breaking character -until they either walked out on the fake interviews (if they were smart enough) or until they were speechless.

[edit] Some of the people Ali G. pwnt

Andy Rooney, of the CBS program 60 Minutes.

[edit] Is It Cos I Is Black?

Boutros Boutros-Ghali, former Secretary General of the United Nations, (who he called "Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali").

Brent Scowcroft, former National Security Advisor and Air Force General.

Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon. (Ali G also called him "Buzz Lightyear").

C. Everett Koop, former US Surgeon General.

Charles Schultze, former Chief Economic Adviser to President Jimmy Carter.

Christine Todd Whitman, former New Jersey governor and EPA administrator for W.

Daryl Gates, former LAPD Chief.

David Beckham, football player and his wife Posh Spice.

Dick Thornburgh, former U.S. Attorney General.

Donald Trump, real estate developer.

Gore Vidal, author (who Ali G trolled by treating him as if he was interviewing Vidal Sassoon).

James Lipton, host of Bravo's Inside the Actors Studio.

Jenna Jameson, pr0n star.

John McCain, (yes the John McCain)

Kent Hovind, evangelist and Young Earth creationist.

Newt Gingrich, former Speaker of the United States House of Representatives.

Noam Chomsky, MIT Professor and liberal terrorist hugger

Pat Buchanan, political blowhard and former presidential candidate.

Kobe Bryant (whom he asks about the number of springs in a basketball)

Ralph Nader, consumer activist and the guy responsible for Bush winning in 2000.

Sally Jessy Raphael, former talk show host, (who congratulated him for 'being himself')

Sam Donaldson, veteran journalist/TV newsman

Stansfield Turner, former Director Central Intelligence Agency

Thomas J. Pickard, former FBI Director

[edit] Brüno

Ich kam in Ihrem Poopinschaft, ja!

This section is about the Austrian annilingus enthusiast.
For the nigra-loving prostitute, see Rachel Bruno.

From Hitler to Schwarzenegger to ~~Fritzl~~ (he's Australian, failtroll) to Strache, Austria has begotten a fine line of talented RL trolls. Brüno, Cohen's another monomial sock puppet, has yet to rack up a hueg gas bill in pursuit of final solution to an alarming infestation, or indeed to keep his offspring in subterranean sexual slavery (in fact, Borat may beat him to it), but he is trying hard to carve his niche in the the lustrous Austrian trolling firmament.
Unlike Borat, who couldn’t be straighter if he fucked his sister (wait, he does!), Brüno is a first-class flamer. Luckily, American men are very secure in their staunch heterosexuality, so this has not been an issue.

[edit] Das TV Programmgestaltung

Österreichischer Fashionpolizei Obergruppenführer Brüno

As with Borat, Brüno’s sole raison d'être is RL trollage of the various intellectual and enlightened strata of the Amerikkan populace and their counterparts the world over.

Interviewing an ex-Mossad Agent in Jerusalem:

“	What is the difference between Hamas and hummus?	„

He often induces the foot-mouth disease in his interviewees, as exemplified by these gems uttered by vainglorious designer fags:

about unfashionable people:

“	Why don't you just put them on trains and send them to a camp and say bye-bye?	„

Reply:

“	I would love to say bye-bye to most of them.	„

on Bin Laden:

“	[He] is cool and fashionable.	„

on Peter Jackson's slovenly appearance:

“	Mini 9/11.	„

Of course, his main thrust is bringing up teh ghey, like this time with an ex-gay pastor:

[edit] Der Spielfilm

Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt is currently being filmed across the completely heterosexual country of ~~Iran~~ U.S.A.
The production has not gone without birth pangs:

Trolling a Milanese fashion show.

[edit] Redneck Rumble

Leave it to the god-fearing, simple folk of Arkansass to not suspect anything amiss with an event billed as "hot chicks, cold beer, and hardcore fights”.
They paid $5 for admission and filled up the convention center only to witness two guys strip down to their skivvies and maek out in the ring. PWN! Melee of righteous christian outrage ensued, and the also-fooled cops had their hands full with preventing a massacre.

[edit] Babyfickenfreizeitbeschäftigung

Leave it to the god-fearing, simple folk of Dulles, Dumbfuckistan to not suspect anything amiss with a Craigslist ad offering $50 for 90 minutes as “audience for a new talk show discussing current politics/events”. Like their cross-border cousins, they got more than they bargained for when Brüno -- who turned out to be the “guest” -- strolled in with a black babby (who was wearing a onesie with "GAYBY" on the front, LOL).

Brüno claimed to have adopted the babby and, wasting no time, shew a series of gheyly explicit images on a big screen to document his recent honeymoon -- to the delight of everyone in the audience.