Thedreadedkettle

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Lol KangaJew

Ket is what you get when you breed this with a kangaroo

Ket much?

An emo faggot otherkin who roleplays also happens to be a kettle. Known to spread both to others. Probably wikipedo Raul654.

He uses this handy attachment. Ket committed suicide at 12:44 AM, Sept. 25th. He was not missed. So he was reincarnated as himself so he could yiff all those he had not endeared himself to.

When asked why he went and fucked with the article on niggers, he said "Cause it was mindless racism without an iota of wit"

Ket and Google

As we all know, Google makes cutesy, custom default front pages for special occasions - like Martin Luther Coon Day and Xmas. What you may not know is that Ket gave Google his boomerang and didgeridoo collection to celebrate his special days.

Poof of which is presented below in two such examples ED's crack team dug up.

September 11th 2007. Ket is confronted by the Sheila whose oven he put a bun in, poppin' his cherry on New Year's Eve, 2006 Day

November 17th 2007. Ket's shotgun-bride Matilda takes off her clothes and tells Ket and young Skippy that they can both do her Day.

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