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what you have heard is true....that kid is pretty rad, lol jk he is made of polynesian and faggot

According to TOW the only things that are cool are hip hop and dance techno. This just goes to show exactly how reliable Wikipedia is.

Cool is a word. Before young whippersnappers such as you decided to destroy the English language, it used to mean a temperature difference of somewhere between 1 and 15 degress fahrenheit lower than the relative temperature in the next room. Now, nobody knows what it means, really. Ask somebody what the word cool means, and they will tell you it refers to something that is cool. However, there's a good chance that they're just being sarcastic because who the fuck uses the word "cool" anyway? I mean, really?

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1 What is coolness?
2 Things that are cool
3 Things that are not cool
4 How to measure coolness
5 How to be Cool
6 See also

[edit] What is coolness?

Kewlies enjoy Jager bombs and group buttsecks.

Scientists have been pondering this for at least 100 years. This is because scientists want to be cool, so they can get pussy. Unfortunately, as nerds, they will never be cool.

Cool is defined as being young, blonde, and laughing with some robots. lolwut

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This also goes for you.

[edit] Things that are cool

Swearing at furries
Guns for fursecution
Fursecution
~~Wrestling~~ HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
Easy wimmins
Quasidan's penis
Dividing by zero. O SHII-
Smoking
Your mom
Whipping your dick out at old people
Spontaneous raep
Lulz

[edit] Things that are not cool

[edit] How to measure coolness

Coolness is measured in units called MicroFonzies (µω).

The standard SI unit of coolness is Fonzies or simply Fn, in honor of the coolest cat ever. The Fonz. The formula for measuring coolness is: time x atomic coolness= overall coolness. Lets try an example! Jimi Hendrix started his music career in 1966 to 1970. That is 883008000 sec. (Which is 4 years.) Next multiply 883008000 sec. by the atomic coolness. The atomic coolness of being a kick ass guitarist is exactly 100.897 acu (atomic coolness units). Now, just multiply both numbers: 883008000 sec x 100.897 acu= 8.90929 x 10^10 Fn (fonzies.) Note: 1 Fonz is always written as: 1 (sec.)(acu) which equals 1 cubic Fonz.