Kim Petras

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

IT'S A TRAP (WHICH YOU WOULD HIT ANYWAY)

Kim Petras (formerly Tim Petras) is an aspiring 17-year-old pop singer. She is most famous for having been one of the youngest individuals ever to become a MTF transexual at the young, young age of 12. She makes her humble abode in Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany.

She's basically an IRL Bridget.

Gender Reassignment

A young, pre-trannied, Tim Petras. God bless.

"I'll never be a grandmother."

According to German law, one must be eighteen years of age to undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery. At age twelve, Tim began taking hormone treatments to prepare for his gender transition. At age thirteen, he appeared on German television to plea for permission to undergo the final Gender Reassignment Surgery. Somehow, the citizens of Germany were on board to support the thirteen-year-old boy who wanted to be a girl. He claims that he was "born a girl." Apparently, he looked like a girl, even before he had tits and was quite obviously gay before the surgery.

According to her parents, he had been insisting that she was a girl since age two. Mr. and Mrs. Petras, realizing they had given birth to an abomnation, struggled to find a psychiatrist who could offer an iota of assistance to their precious child. After a long and stressful hunt, the Petras family finally found Dr. Bernd Meyenburg, a child's psychiatrist who had extensive experience with transsexuality. Finally, his parents held hope that their little boy was going to be OK. No more gender confusion, no more talk of being a woman, just a normal little Timothy Petras. However, we all know how that turned out.

Now she stands proudly as the youngest transsexual in the world. God speed, Kim. God speed.

Her Shitty Music

Inconveniently for her, she produces the kind of music only a gay German boy would like. She produces mostly pop and techno.

Here are some examples of the music that spews out of his mouth. WARNING: Both of these examples are violently ear-raping and will make you want to put a bullet through your head. However, please take into account that technically, a German boy sang these:

YouTube

Soon after becoming a very charming young lady, Kim aimed her transgendered sights on the internet. She has a YouTube account which she uses to vlog. The intention of her vlog is to answer important questions about being German.

Kim's Impoverished Life

Kim will occasionally express her feelings as to his impoverished childhood growing up in the hood through some hardcore gangsta shit. Here Kim discusses her life.

"Bitches don't know 'bout my dick!"

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