KissingTheWolf

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KissingTheWolf is a 16-year-old girl by the name of Nelly, who is literally a closeted zoophile in that she makes out with her dog while hiding in her closet. Paradoxically, while she obviously doesn't want her parents to find out, she has no problem with putting her make-out sessions on JewTube for the whole world to see. On October 8th, Anon stumbled across KissingTheWolf's Youtube account and immediately posted the link on /b/, providing much lulz. This is an example of furfaggotry. Chicks like her have a future in the fursuit industry, which means she'll probably be wearing that dog in a matter of years. If only she were as cute as the girl to the right, we could actually be getting somewhere. Thanks to some moralfags, her account is now closed.

Contents 1 Holy Shit, there's MOAR of them? 2 Damn you, Freud, why is this so hawt? 3 Reactions 4 Gallery 5 See also 6 External links

[edit] Holy Shit, there's MOAR of them?

It is also surprising that YouTube has kept these videos up despite the lulzy content. A quick search shows that making out with your dog is apparently not only in line with JewTube's terms of use, but also rather widespread and usually homosexual. KissingTheWolf does however hold the title of hottest dog-kisser.

[edit] Damn you, Freud, why is this so hawt?

KissingTheWolf poses a dilemma for many viewers: While they are usually quite disgusted by what they see, they can't leave their nasty comments due to their sudden need to fap. Some research suggests that the primary reason for arousal is that that women who commit bestiality are precived to be in such a slutty state by men that said man can't help but to fap. This places plain ordinary men (and some lesbians) in a quasi-furry state: they must fap to animal love as they watch some otherkin slut makes hot dike love to a dog.

Ergo, the only people who do leave nasty comments are therefore members of PETA (who have no sex life, not even alone), righteous, frigid bitches and faggots.

[edit] Reactions

“	Wow! Inter-species, underage, lesbian, frenching. The internet never ceases to amaze me.	„
—Anonymous

“	I came.	„
—PuppiesandSunshine

“	So wrong, yet so very right.	„
—addaminsain, summing it up nicely

“	Wait a minute, didn't that dog just lick his balls??? :0	„
—wsteagall, failing to realize that, no, female dogs do not have balls.

“	CAN WE PLEASE BE NICE ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS!?? OR I WILL DISABLE COMMENTS! ggrrr	„
—KissingTheWolf, realizing that some people are assholes. Note the growling.

“	Why does this arouse me, and how can I fix it	„
—PiemanXX

“	what a stupid bitch i would like to club you like a seal 100% chance that if I cut your corpse your dog would eat it, you sick fuck yank piece of shit	„
—tehballzors, wishing he has a dog himself.

“	i am reporting u to the animal police	„
—ElSingario. Wait, animal police?

“	Thats a big fucking closet. Hmm how to not get caught? Hide this from everyone I know and continue to be a closet dog fucker, OR post it on youtube and show everyone that I am a closet dog fucker... choices	„
—dodad12, pointing out what she did wrong so very right

“	post videos of you and your dog having sex on bast tube or somthing, then link it.	„
—A0Refrigerator, showing his lack of subtlety

[edit] Gallery

The thread

Moar

[edit] See also

• Dogmongler Where Nelly learned it all from.

[edit] External links

• Her YouTube Deleted on October 27, 2008 after sending the youtube user svitakboy a message.
• More white trash making out with a dog. Still online, too!

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