Fact
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In the old days, a fact used to be something real, existing IRL and documented with evidence. Since the advent of the internets, however, the term "fact" has lost much of its linguistic coherency; now, facts are often simply opinions, with the phrase "It's a fact!" doing little more than indicating strong belief on the part of the poster. Be prepared to deliver some hard evidence (read: not frickin' Wikipedia) when labeling something as fact.
For a list of facts, see the article on common knowledge.
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[edit] Factual Inaccuracy
A highfalutin' term for making shit up. Throwing one of those around could land yourself in Internet court.
[edit] How to Identify Factual Inaccuracies
Any statement that:
- Begins or ends with "At least 100 years ago."
- Begins or ends with "Over nine thousand."
- Begins with "Studies show."
- Begins with "My fellow Americans" or "My client is clearly."
- Begins with "I'm not a (racist, sexist, homophobe, lawyer, doctor, scientologist etc.), but." (See: dubious disclaimer)
- Begins with or contains the phrase "it's obvious that."
- Begins with "Trust me, I know."
- Consists of "Was not built by Tony Stark"
- Appears on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
[edit] List of People who Rely on Factual Inaccuracies
- Old media
- New media
- Wikipedia
- Mann Coulteredia
- Fox News
- Americunts
- Scientologists
- Fundamentalists
- Jack Thompson
- Atheists
- Good for nothing Jews
- Christians
- Muslims and other Sandniggers like hindu
- Agnostics
[edit] Examples of Factual Inaccuracies as a Drama-Generating Technique
- In israeli: "Studies show that 3/4 of all Jews have small penises."
- In amipregnant: "Everyone knows you can't get pregnant on a Thursday."
- In every available online forum: "The Phantom of the Opera molested me."
[edit] Factual Inaccuracies and ED
To improve the general quality and Good Joke:Word Count Ratio of ED, try to include as many factual inaccuracies as possible in your article. Ensure they are blatantly absurd. Bonus points for double entendres, puns, or witty cultural mis-allusions, but minus points for misspellings.
- Encyclopedia Dramatica Gold Stars are awarded to inaccuracies that generate drama from people arguing over its factuality (or lack thereof).



