Joseph Evers welcomes new LinkedIn and Facebook connections!

Konami

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Add pixplzkthnx to Konami

Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.
Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix.

It was a known fact that Konami was an advocate of Nazism back in the 80's and 90's.

Konami is a vidyuh gaem company from Japan that is responsible for the likes of parasitic dancing games and shitty stealth-based games with more emphasis on cutscenes than actual gameplay. The company has also been known to produce action figures and animu, involving loli.

1 Histoly
2 Nao
3 The Konami Code
4 List of Games
5 Gallery
6 See Also

[edit] Histoly

In the 1980s, Konami had a reputation for producing brilliant titles on the NES that many a gamer would play for hours on end. Around that time, Nintendo was the industry's mod and limited its third party companies to producing only a handful of titles every year for its NES, believing that it's the authoritive power of the game industry. However, Konami was prepared for this. They created a fake company known as Ultra Games that distributed more of its crap into the states.

[edit] Nao

As the late 90's passed by, Konami's developers woke up and smelled the goatse. They figured that if they start making games with painfully drawn out and nonsensical storylines, they could make millions and release more of them. Additionally, they thought of creating lackluster music games which would soon spawn to numerous sequels, titles and spin-offs, providing more J-Pop crap to satisfy the weeaboo crowd. But since other game companies out there are giving more drama to their fans, Konami is an entity that not many people would care about.

[edit] The Konami Code

In almost every single one of its games, Konami puts in a special cheat code that gives lesser players extra lives or powerups.

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A START

KNOW THE FUCKING CODE

A screenshot from the upcoming Gradius VI for PlayStation 3.

[edit] List of Games

Yu-Gi-Oh -- Like Pokemon except the characters are playing with cards.
Metal Gear Solid -- ZOMG TIEM PARADOX!!!!1
Castlevania -- Action game about typical pretty boys hunting vampires.
Silent Hill -- Horror game like Resident Evil except you try to keep the main character from getting raped.
Dance Dance Revolution -- Arcade romp enjoyed by fatties, emo kids and weeaboo.
Pop'n Music -- Similar to DDR but with cartoon furries.
Contra -- Muscle bound toughie shoots a gang of aliens that look like xenomorphs.
Frogger -- Old arcade game about a frog who am looking for frog.
Rumble Roses -- Wrestling game that consists of only lesbians.
Zone of the Enders -- Mecha fighter from the same guy behind MGS.