Kool-Aid

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The Kool-Aid guy comes to town.
The Kool-Aid guy comes to town.
Kool-Aid soon after making a wikipedia account.
Kool-Aid soon after making a wikipedia account.
srsly, wtf.
srsly, wtf.
Ben Franklin???
Ben Franklin???

Kool-Aid, not to be confused with Kool-AIDS, was invented by the Reverend Jim Jones in the late 1970s as a way to experience spiritual enlightenment, as well as quench thirst. OH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although hugely popular, sales of Kool-Aid suffered a setback after it was found that a batch was laced with cyanide, killing 913 residents of Jonestown, Guyana. OH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check out the lulzfilled live-action audio coverage of this historic event.

Sometime in the 1980s, some douche made this comic.

These days Kool-Aid is only drunk by black people and zealots. OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Kool-aid also is a metaphor that means drinking a mind altering drug that makes you get into Conservatism. Online it's also means other stupid things like Conservatism as mentioned here and here. People have been known to snort the stuff.

Family Guy recently realized that the Kool-Aid guy was the subject of the only funny joke they've ever made, and decided to pointlessly re-use it verbatim. Seth McFarlane has confirmed that all future episodes of Family Guy will consist solely of flashbacks to the aforementioned joke, interspersed with Stewie making sexual innuendoes for fan service. OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

LOL DISREGARD EVERYTHING I SUCKS COCKS!!! (Flavor-aide is the thirst-quencher of choice for Jim Jones.)

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