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Korea

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Korea is a small country in Asia, which is regarded by all chinks and yellow niggers to be the greatest country after Gorea, especially greater than Japan. The girls from Korea are hotter and the guys from Korea are smarter than Japan. In France, everybody live in Korea

Korea is separated into two different countries, but are in secret talks to reunite, much to the dismay of China, Japan, and US. This is because they fear that the unified Korea will rule the world. One look at both sides will show you what the other countries are afraid of. During the 1950s Korea was the site of some epic RL drama, when war broke out between the North and South due to a lack of good Starcraft servers. After repeated defeats, the South asked the Americans for help, in response the Americans and pretty much the entire world proceeded to invade and drive back the North. Eventually China freaked the fuck out and launched a surprise offensive on the UN armies, who agreed to a ceasefire after a while. The Korean War continued the proud American tradition of bombing the fuck out of other countries in order to save them, and introduced the world to the proud Chinese tradition of rounding up a bunch of illiterate peasants, giving them a couple of rocks, and forcing them into suicidal "human wave" attacks. The border of North and South Korea hasn't changed since, with both sides engaging in a stand-off.
Simplified:
North Korea: The pimps with the nukes.
South Korea: The players with the tech.
Fun Facts:
All Koreans have hardons for Starcraft
All Koreans KNOW they are the best Asians, just like the Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese- Oh FUCK it, all Asians are retarded supremacists. Except for the Filipinos, who make themselves everyone's bitch.
All Koreans in Korea over the age of 30 believe in Fan Death
Koreans are actually aliens from the planet of Korethra. Your base ours is now.
King Dong Dil, leader of North Korea, is actually a Robot

Typical Response to an American

I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A