Kraken

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Kraken is fucking awesome.

I mean, holy shit.

[edit] Kraken on the motherfucking Internets

This bastard scores a maximum ten out of ten on the Schoolgirl Scale

Even Kraken needs some lovin'

All of WKD's dreams just came true

Thanks to the power of the multi-global porn-pipe we all know and love, pictures of real life straight from hell tentacled bastards of doom surfaced in 2005, the product of a scientific research mission funded by the Japanese entertaiment industry. Soon after the country was stunned by the mass suicide of thousands of teenage females and the resignation of the women's Olympic swim team.

[edit] Kraken in the news

A group of Japanese scientists recently took photos of a Kraken. Also the scientists took a tentacle from the beast. This caused it to go batshit crazy and rape hudreds of Japanese Schoolgirls .

Defining "Oh shi-" since at least 100 years ago