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This article probably would have been baleeted, if Krystal Clementine hadn't made a vanity page about herself, which read as follows:

 
 
Krystal Clementine is a very talented photographer born and raised in Ontario and currently still located in western Canada. She is a nature photographer but also does many other types of photography including architecture, transportation, photojournalism, portrait, etc... Krystal Clementine is also a model. She is very beautiful and wonderful to capture. She is beautiful inside and out and one of the most talented people in the world today
 

 

Krystal Clementine

Krystole is the name given to a Canadian girl who copied really awesome website layouts and graphics from people. She lives with her mother in North Bay, Ontario and is supported by the Canadian government.


Footnote: Moar butthurt found here. Yes, she wrote that herself.

Contents

Krystole defends herself

   Did you ever think that the reason Krystal responds so defensively and angrily to your judgements is because of how her parents treated her her whole life? I don’t think you even know the situation. Krystal was raised by 2 asshole alcoholics. I’ve known her since she was 6 and I know how they treated her.
   Her father pretty much told her she was useless her whole life and made fun of her for being a tomboy. Her mother always called her fat (Krystal is the tiniest person I know) and a slut (even though she’s celibate).
   She dropped out of high school because of her life at home. She moved out and went back to school.
   I don’t think you know how much she hates her family. They are all ignorant, racist, homophobic, sexist, etc and for a long time it rubbed off on her and made her a bit of an asshole.
   She is trying her best to be a good person and she IS a good person. You guys know nothing about her or the shit she’s been through in her life. You guys have no idea. She still has a few faults she is trying to work on but keep this in mind because all of this is the reason she acts how she does. And it is something she’s still working on.
   She is in no way the person she was a few years ago. If you ever talk to her or read her journal you would see that. I think you guys need to get over her past and let her get on with her future. She’s really trying hard and she’s in college and everything.
   I get that you think I’m her. That’s okay. It’s whatever but I’m not. I don’t like seeing my friend picked on for something she did years ago and regrets doing. For something she is trying to move on from.
   Why don’t ya’ll just give her a second chance?

Attacks on ED

Krystole finally found someone as brain dead as she is!
Krystole finally found someone as brain dead as she is!
Changed Woman?
Changed Woman?
Moar Change
Moar Change
Krystole's latest lie
Krystole's latest lie
Twitter-stealing from Sara
Twitter-stealing from Sara
Insane Journal
Insane Journal
Moar proof that Krystole is a changed woman.
Moar proof that Krystole is a changed woman.
Why do none of her friends have URLs?
Why do none of her friends have URLs?
Fresh batch of lies
Fresh batch of lies
Numbers aren't her strong point
Numbers aren't her strong point

Krystole has attempted to blank this article several times since she discovered it. The following names have been banned for blanking this article, all of which follows with Krystole throwing a fit and claiming the people who tell on her or discover her stealing are "pathetic McDonalds workers living in their mommy's basements and online 24/7 stalking her". However, this doesn't stop her from spending her Friday and Saturday nights editing the shit out of the Renee Nicole Stage article or creating sad articles about people no one knows. The following ED usernames have been assumed to be her:

Gallery

gallery

The beginnings

Who the fuck is she kidding? These aren't 'sexy' they're TRASHY!
Who the fuck is she kidding? These aren't 'sexy' they're TRASHY!
Proof Krystole Draper/Krystal MacIntyer is a loose whore!
Proof Krystole Draper/Krystal MacIntyer is a loose whore!
Krystole Draper biography; December 9, 08. Complete with original bullshit!
Krystole Draper biography; December 9, 08. Complete with original bullshit!
Stolen Foo Fighters Photos
Stolen Foo Fighters Photos
Where's the RebelXSi?
Where's the RebelXSi?

It all started around 2002-2003 in deadjournal, where she started to make multiple accounts. Maybe it was to pretend that she has friends, or maybe because all of her personalities couldn't fit in one account. Then she went around stealing pictures and pretending that she was the owner of them. When she was called out, she started to call people jealous whores. Completely reasonable behavior.

Then someone named Kamee finally confronted her and the anti-sites began. They became friends and then unfriends and the story never ended. After some time, the dramacow appeared again as Porsha (instead of Krystle) and started several domains.

Some time in 2002, she was exposed as Hannah Catherine Smart. This was after news of her "massive" cocaine addiction. She dropped out of school in 2004 because people were harassing her by gluing her locker shut and she was generally not liked. She had GreatestJournals for a time in late 2003-early 2004 and throughout 2005. If she still has any, they aren't being made public.

Her mother's deadjournal, with her email address, is listed in the profile. In it, she states that Krystal stole her ATM card. Discussion continued on a peanut-tree-com site, where a discussion thread was made about what a joke she was around town.

She's been permabanned from Livejournal. She was featured on LJDrama for claiming Guav's photography as her own.

There was also a kerfuffle about Krystal stealing pictures off a boy's MySpace and claiming he was her boyfriend in 2002 or 2003. The boy's twin brother had recently died, and the boy's guardian got pissed and still continues to check up on Krystal's online activities.

Copying css styles should be easier
Copying css styles should be easier

2004-2006

It was around 2004 and she continues to harass people so krystole.com (now dead) were created. It contained several screenshots about the situation with her and it was maintained by Jordan. At the same time the krystole's boards were created and they were very popular. Around 2005/2006 Krystal was thrown out by her mother. She had been stealing her mother's credit card to buy all of those domains and individual hosting for each site, as she's been thrown off netrillium.com, godaddy.com and several other webhosts. Because she was away from her mother's credit card and Tricia (her roommate of that time) refused to buy her multiple domains, she just myspace jumped until she moved back in with her mother in September 2006 because Tricia had thrown her out.

Stealing from her own host OMG
Stealing from her own host OMG

The Tricia Episode

Sometime in 2004/2005, Krystle met a friend named Tricia who took pity on Krystle and let her stay in her apartment free of charge (LOL GOOD IDEA). Tricia, much like Krystle, was also being supported by her Mother thanks to the Canadian government. Eventually, Tricia realized she couldn't fully support both of them with their current income and decided to take up prostitution. Krystle, knowing this, didn't care less, and was eventually given the boot. Krystole's way of thanking Tricia for supporting her and trying to help her out.

Krystole's Ex host Tells All

Krystole's ex webhost sent an email to someone who had complained about Krystole on LiveJournal.com. It tells how having Krystole as a hostee is: "Hi. I read your Livejournal entries about Krystal. Please don't publish my name or what email address this is coming from. I am still on good terms with Krystal and after reading her ED entry I asked her to find a new place for her website. She had a lot of drama associating with her blog and I asked her to find somewhere else to be hosted because she was causing people to get mad at me! She always emailed me wanting to know if I could help her with things, and out of curiosity I peeked at her WordPress and all of those comments you seen where the person had no site were from her IP (24.235.192.159). She did not allow many comments to come through on her WordPress because they disagreed with her. She uploaded many pictures of who I assume was this Sara she dislikes so much.

When I asked Krystal to get a new host she asked me if she could have the remainder of my hosting account and would I buy her a domain name. I said I didn't have that kind of money and she got very upset with me. I eventually calmed her down, but I told her I was no longer going to host anyone anymore. I think she believes me."

BellaRose from fan-dome.net Gets Clued In

I must apologize for my previous emails - I checked out that site (the drama encyclepedia one) and realized that the same Krstyal it was referring to was in fact the same Krystal which I recently hosted - reason why I have no beef with her was cause I have never experience any drama from her nor have I read any drama on her weblog as I use to read her blog often when she had it before she got rid of it...

Anyways, I want to add these emails to her drama encyclepedia page as I think what she is doing to hosts and hostesses in gettin them to buy her a domain and all that shit - to me that is fucked up and really wrong and cause of her am now charging my domain hostees for hosting as well as those domains which I have up for adoption are no longer free but now for sale and this is all cause of her and what she is doing...as she is nto the only one who contacted me or BEGGED me for a free domain...there are others...

Anyways here are some emails I sent to her as well as her responses -

Email Number One: Hi, awhile back we agreed to host your Photo Portfolio at http://dylianna.fan-dome.net which was recently deleted due to inactivity - may I ask why you were not active and had an inactive site at http://dylianna.fan-dome.net ?

The reason why I ask why you were inactive is cause if am to setup another site for you to use as a hostee of the Fan-Dome Hosting Network, I need to know that you will keep it up to date at all times and it remain active at all times. I just want to know what your deal is in regards to keeping a site active and up to date at all times.

Bella Rose

Her Response: Once again I do apologize for the inactivity. I'm not sure how I can assure you that I would keep my domain up to date other than by showing you and by giving you my word. Thanks. :)

Email Number Two: Also due to your past history with us at http://dylianna.fan-dome.net/ when we were hosting your Photo Portfolio and you keeping it inactive which we deleted due to inactivity - we may not grant you the free domain with free hosting package cause of your history with us as an inactive hostee. So, unless you can provide us with a good reason on why you were inactive in the past and promise to keep your free domain site up to date and active at all times - than we will see.

Bella Rose

Her Response: I accidentally deleted my login information email and decided not to bother with a photography website.

I can assure you that I will be active with a weblog though, because I love blogging.

Feel free to add them to her lil drama page...

Laters, Bella Rose of http://www.fan-dome.net

Tricia's Letter to Krystal's Fans

Once a thief, always a thief!
Once a thief, always a thief!

Here's a letter from Krystal's ex room mate, as seen on TGO's message board. It tells how Krystal is in the real world: "...She and I were friends at first. Her mom was kicking her out and I gave her a place to stay that was supposed to last for a month, but I couldn't get rid of her. That's where the friendship ended. When we lived together I rarely used my own Myspace. She had the password so that she could design my page when she was bored and frequently left herself comments.

She refused to get a job. I tried so hard to help her find one but she would fold up her resumes and wear belly shirts or whatever she could do to make sure she wouldn't get hired. I had to support her, which was not easy. I'm on disability, so covering her half of rent and food wouldn't have been so bad, but she wanted expensive presents all the time, and there was big trouble when she didn't get them. I had to get her a digital camera, an electric guitar, tons of lingerie so she could take dirty pictures of herself, and lots of drugs and booze. I agree that she has a lot of potential as a photographer, and she really spent a lot of time taking pictures, so I don't know why she never tried to profit from it. And as I'm sure you've all assumed, any picture you see of her is not at all what she really looks like. She would sit at my computer for hours a day editing herself. She looks about ten years older in real life. ...

Apparently I did break her computer by accident. She never actually tried to fix it though. I just installed a card wrong. But I'd say we're even since she did smash my laptop on the floor and pour pepsi on the keyboard.

She's never had a credit card before. She didn't have any income so I don't know how she would've gotten one. And like I said, I supported her, so I don't know why I'd need her imaginary credit card.

Her health has long been a joke amongst my friends and I. Like I said in my comment, whenever she was asked to do something she had a miscarriage. Every time she slept with someone she got pregnant. If she had to find a job or move out, that pregnancy would end in a huge bloody mess that only she ever saw. Once when she was claiming to be pregnant for an especially long time, she said she wanted an abortion and could I call the doctor for her. I made her an appointment but she didn't go. She always had doctor appointments but she's never kept any of them. She's always complaining about having this or that and she's going to die.

My psychiatrist was trying to diagnose her through my stories. He really wanted to meet her because he couldn't believe the things I was saying. He told me that I could write a really great book about it, but it would flop because no one would believe it. He said he'd never heard of anyone so outrageous and pathetic. Everything she does is just to further herself and get what she wants. I could sit here for hours telling you so many other stories. I'd pretty much describe her as a mix of Single White Female and an abusive husband. Anything else you want to know?''"

This email sparked Krystal into seeking revenge on Tricia in the only way she knew how: By impersonating Tricia on Myspace and various other places. She collected naked pictures of Tricia, but isn't a lesbo.

Her Tactics

How she has to pay for her websites now.
How she has to pay for her websites now.
Pretty bad when hairy assed Canadians think you reek!
Pretty bad when hairy assed Canadians think you reek!

Whenever Krystal Draper, Krystel Draper, Krystle Putcher or whatever she's going by these days gets bored or people don't pay enough attention to her, she makes ridiculous claims that they stole her "photography" or layouts, or whatever she holds dear to her petty little heart. The truth is, all that she holds dear to her heart are things online as her real life is empty, sad and pathetic. She has no real life friends and her "life" blog entries are all about how she goes out to random bars, picks up random men, and then claims that these men get her pregnant. To get revenge on people who privately call her out through email or IMs, she makes public websites under false names to "humiliate" her victims. Too bad for her that everything she posts can be disproven with a simple Google search, should people bother to do that. See links for comparisons.

Every pathetic domain that she's ever owned since 2003 through the present date all has "deep" and "insightful" meanings to them. They're all nicknames that her friends, who don't exist, have called her since pre-school, which she never finished, but she just "remembered" said names and buys domains, all on her mother's credit card or mooching them off of pathetic free domain sites and free domain hosts, to mirror these nicknames. She's been Hawaiian, Japanese, French, and Ukrainian, all in the same year! Never fear though! Should she start targeting you, she only keeps a website about a month, so whatever she has in Google will be gone within 60 days, and you'll easily find her next site because she's oh-so-smart and links to the sites of people she doesn't want to find her, and then clicks those links so her new URL shows up in their referrer logs.

She frequently uses the terms "ugly", "pathetic", "poser" and racial slang, when it's clear she doesn't know what any of those words mean as she's been found to call caucasians "spics".

Krystle is known for stealing poetry from other writers and has, at least once, stolen a song from a well-known musician, reorganized the lyrics, and claimed it as her own original work. John Mayer's 'Your Body Is A Wonderland' has been used in the past and was reworked into a poem about her boyfriend and his bubblegum tongue.

Weblog Samples

January 31, 2008 after a long war against people she ripped off, Krystal made her blog "private" only allowing people she knew in real life (no one) read her blog. This is her entry:

Password Protected

I have decided that from now on my blog will be password protected due to extensive harassment and threats to me cause bodily harm from Michael Cohen, Sarah, Teresa, Shanice and Leslie.

I will not allow access to anyone whom I don’t know in person. You are all insane and I was 100% right when I posted my blog regarding Americans being ignorant, pathetic human beings.

Michael Cohen and his incredibly stupid ass kissers have stalked my site for the past three days and have been obsessively looking at every file on my website like the stalkers that they are.

I will not lift this password protection until all of these delusional psychopaths no longer visit my site. I will not have my personal safety at stake for a website.

posted by Krystal on 01.31.08 @ 4:35 pm

Currently

She's a psycho whore, living in a fantasy world!
She's a psycho whore, living in a fantasy world!
The New and Improved Krystole!
The New and Improved Krystole!
Stealing entire entries now
Stealing entire entries now
"I'm a first year med student, going to Votech, and never went to college before!"
"I'm a first year med student, going to Votech, and never went to college before!"
"I've changed, guise! I promise!"
"I've changed, guise! I promise!"
Krystole thinks she's a college student like Karol!
Krystole thinks she's a college student like Karol!
Krystole is one sick demented indiviual.
Krystole is one sick demented indiviual.
Got Crabs?
Got Crabs?
Krusthole brand of honesty
Krusthole brand of honesty
Krystole hates herself
Krystole hates herself
Krystal on drugs
Krystal on drugs

Updated 05/21/09! Moved Leslie's commentary to the Talk page. This article is about Krystole's drama and stupidity, not her fake apologies. Krystole is currently targeting Renee Stage, share the misery, why not?


Updated 05/04/09! In her common vengeful ways, Krystole is impersonating Leslie and Sara in anti-Renee (sacred.nu) haloscan pages. Seen here: http://www.haloscan.com/comments/greentrip/nay41/ And here: http://www.haloscan.com/comments/greentrip/nay43/


Updated 04/11/09! Krystole is back at it again. Shes been trying to start drama over at http://mysmileisarifle.net (the same girl who called her out for stealing from kelleyroo.com). She posted a comment under the name "Mila" (the comment was not approved), not knowing that her IP was logged and it is the same IP she's had since forever and it is logged not only on Leslie's site from her previous comments as 'Krystal' but on other peoples sites as well. What a dumbfuck. Here is the entry where Leslie calls her out, yet again: http://mysmileisarifle.net/2009/04/11/krystole-is-a-moron/



Updated 03/04/09!Whenever Krystole is caught reverting back to her old ways of posting shit on her blog, usually in the form of one of her "friends" who happens to be anonymous and happens to have the same IP as her (Thanks' for that little tidbit, G!), she has to close her site. She really thinks Sara is behind these updates to her ED page. It's also noted that she and Lindsey broke up their four year lezzie relationship over something no one else saw. Her site now reads: "I am moving my blog elsewhere where I cannot be bothered by psychos like Lindsey and Sara Mangus. I will not give my blog URL out to anyone affiliated with these two, in other words, most of the people who visit my blog. If you must know where the other blog is, try emailing me and perhaps I will tell you (Krystal (@) misanthrope . ohsopretty . org) Finally: Sara Mangus - You are a fucking whore, a psycho and a stalker. If I hear from your hideous manly ass one more time in my life I will make your life online and offline a living hell (moreso than it must already be, being a meth addicted whore and all) I will not hesitate to call the police and get you for harassment. Lindsey - You made that account. Stop denying it. I have proof which is all that matters and now that I know who you really are, I can take it up with the proper authorities. You've always been jealous of me and really, I can see why. You're nothing but a white trash, overweight, nasty ass slut who would sleep with any man just to not be alone. Do everyone a favor, get your fat ass off the internet and get a bloody fucking job. I'm tired of supporting you." -Someone please explain to me how the hell is Lindsey's welfare checks being funded by Krystal's "tax money"? Canadian Gov't taxes DO NOT pay for US citizens' welfare... Someone please enlighten me.


Updated 02/17/09!Krystole lies again! From her past website: "Due to continued harassment, I am done with blogging. I will not be stalked and bothered by crazy people anymore. I cannot compromise my safety simply to have a weblog. I am very sorry to those who enjoy reading my blog entries but I will not be able to keep in touch with any of you anymore. Although perhaps it is for the best as I will soon be very swamped and busy with schoolwork. Thank you to those who were good to me. Until we meet again... Cheers." What she currently posts: "I’m sure all of you are wondering just what the hell is going on and why I have been opening and closing my blog over the past couple of weeks. Actually, if you have to ask what is going on then its pretty safe to say that you are completely out of the loop. My stalkers are back with a vengeance and are just as pathetic as ever. However, I’ve decided to keep my blog. Let them post it up on that stupid page. Everyone knows that page is filled with bullshit anyway! Let them call me ugly. Everyone with a brain can see that I am not. And no, I’m not conceited either… the key word here is CONFIDENCE. I have it. YOU should get some!

Let them say what they want to say. That is all that people do anyway after all. You guys can believe what you want. I’m not here to impress anybody and I certainly can’t be bothered to fill my blogs with lies to impress people either, which is what these idiots actually think. Everything I blog about is genuine and from the heart. So with that being said, HAI STALKERZ! THANKS FOR ALL THE VISITORS! HOW’S LIFE IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT? TEHEHEZ, LOLLERSK8Z. Yeah, you guys get the point. These guys are losers."

Updated 01/20/09! Krystole now claims "My weblog is now set to private, meaning only registered users can view it and comment on my entries. I also set my flickr to private. Why? Basically, a few of my stalkers are back and I will not tolerate the bullshit. I have no interest in their games. I tried to ignore them but it didn’t work so my stuff is private from now on." Oh lookie: Ol' Lindseyboo commented... "Hey! Who is messing with you again? I mean it’s been years since you done anything wrong, I just don’t get it? Don’t let them push you away. That’s what they want and you’re giving it to them. Forget them, and yes I know it’s hard to, but if I can do it, so can you." Hello cumquat, it might have been MONTHS uhhh not YEARS since layouts/images/entries were an ::inspiration:: of hers. Linds is a bucket full of LOLs. Krustilicious replies back to Linds with "This crazy girl named Sara Mangus… to sum it up, the girl is bald, has issues, is estranged from her family, smokes meth and thinks she can start a successful business with no skills and a grade 10 education. But whatever, I’ll keep my blog private for awhile until she goes away then make it public again." Further investigation by conversing with Ms. Sara Mangus herself sums up to "It goes back years, but probably the fact that I called her out on stealing many many times. Especially when she would steal my livejournal entries and claim them as her own. I don't know, girl is crazy. She has an entire encyclopedia dramatica article dedicated to her. There was a girl named kamee who I was friends with whom she constantly harassed. I think she is probably pissed off at me because she can't leave anonymous comments in my lj anymore." Krusty, will you ever change your ways?

Updated 01/14/09! Krystole is stealing entire entries now, and posting them as her own. No credit, no links = stolen entries. So much for her not being a stealer anymore!

Updated 12/30/08! Krystole's latest lie is the most hilarious. She thinks she's a "first year med student", but she's never been to college before! She also plans to graduate in 2011, making her only going to college and med school in TWO YEARS. It takes approximately FOUR years of college before going to med school. Next time, research your lies a little better. Sitting on your ass drinking and watching House doesn't make you a med school student. She's also blurring out the background of her photos to give the illusion she's got her own apartment and "living in the GT area". IP trackers still say she's in North Bay.

Updated 12/15/08! Upon unsuccessfully attempting to blank this page recently, Krystole made the following post: ".P.S. Have I ever told you that the editors and admins of Encyclopedia Dramatica are pathetic basement dwellers who spend hours making pages of lies about people? What a sad life."

To which she quickly contradicted herself: "I suppose it is quite obvious that I deleted my website and took everything down for a little over a day. Well, what can I say? The usual people are up to their usual crap. I’m tired of not being able to blog in peace without people assuming things. I am not who I once was and everything I have to say is genuine. I continue to work on improving myself with each passing day. However, I don’t need to prove myself to anyone reading my blog. You can assume and believe what you want. I will not remove my blog nor will I remove any other accounts I have online due to the usual harassment.

People will continue to think of me as the person I once was and that is fine. I know who I am and I am more than happy with myself. You may think that by bringing up past topics and events that I look bad but it is entirely the other way around. If anything, it makes you look bad for having so much time on your hands to keep the bullshit going and it makes you look bad for thinking that I or anybody else really cares.

Yes I have done things in the past that I am not particularly proud of but the past is the past and I am enjoying the present and looking forward to the future. So please stop being a pathetic basement dweller and leave me alone with my happiness. Thank you.

Now onto other things. Have I mentioned lately that the show Intervention breaks my heart? There was an episode on tonight about a woman who was a severe alcoholic and it just reminded me of my father. I’m not sure if I have ever mentioned over the years that my father is an alcoholic. I suppose I have always been ashamed of it. However, I have come to terms with his addiction, with his disease and am no longer ashamed of it. I no longer talk to him, have not talked to him in 2 years and have not talked to him in 3 years. It hurts alot but he chose alcohol over his family and my decision was inevitable. I couldn’t continue to support a person who can’t support himself."

Updated 12/9/08! Krystole, the Canadian Welfare Queen and Thief is making the claim that she is going to "go on vacation" in Brisbane, Australia, but she is going to "work" while there. Canadians go to work on their vacations? Her blog is a riot, because she's contradicting things she just posted ten months ago, such as being "drug free for over three years" and "never was much into pot". She also applied for VOTECH school and got turned down because she never graduated from high school. The funniest thing on the entire site was that she has a $900 digital camera, though her Flickr info said it was a $60 camera.

Updated 2/3/08! Krystal has apparently jumped off the deep end. Like Britney Spears she has apparently picked up a "british" way of speaking. Saying things like "I'm so bloody tired" and renaming herself "Kay". Claiming she is British and eating pizza and watching "old school cheesy" horror flicks is all she apparently does. That and fake a job (which is apparent from her posting on twitter at 1am claiming to go into work..idiotic much? This new invention of "Kay" comes after claiming to have moved to vox because mean ole TGO chased her away with help from Leslie, Theresa, and Shanice. All of which are amazing website owners which makes her oh so very jealous. She also apparently went on a blog rage and blogged how americans deserved 9/11.


Black is NOT a sliming color. Sorry. Fail.
Black is NOT a sliming color. Sorry. Fail.

Updated 1/23/08! Krystal is mentally derranged enough to think people who previously flammed her are now her BFFs. She frequently links to these people when she gets a new domain (every 10 seconds), and then complains of people "stalking" her when her public enemies find her. She has yet to realise the value of a friendship because she's never had IRL friends. Her site is hosted on [1] websitesnetwork.com for free because she's too "disabled" to work. All the comments on her site by "Jess" are fake and made by her (see Tricia's Letter to Krystal's Fans). Krystal still steals layouts, fakes comments, and "tests" her own comments "just to see how it looks" on her page. If she were a normal person, comments and entries would accumulate on her page and she'd see how they looked.

She and her mommy went to Ontario, and Mommy took pictures of Krystal there for "proof" that she had been there, because there's nothing more important in Krystal's world than being validated on teh internets. Krystal still posts lies daily on her new site, http://transient-universe.com and still is stealing layouts, altering them, and claiming to make them herself. Her biggest defense is still "U STOLE MUH FOTOGRUPHY!" even on sites that don't have any photography on them or ever have.




She used to own ohclemie.com but it was closed because her host was a bastard and didn't like her. She's harassing people again and copying layouts or at least styles. She got hosted by someone and then that someone closed her site. In a similar fashion to Damien Estreich, her online enemies harass and e-mail bomb anyone or any company that decides to host her, telling the host of the world of trouble Krystal will bring. Most decide quickly to stop hosting her so that they don't continue to get spammed. Krystal also recently got butthurt by this entry and tried to edit it, which apparently is notable.

More importantly, she is currently trying her hand at modeling [2]. Having accepted that she will never make her lifelong dream of being either a Suicide Girl or a camwhore a reality, she has started making her available to photographers who also will never realize their goals of being respectable. She calls herself Twiggie, because apparently having huge tattoos of Dave Grohl and skulls doesn't make one scene enough, and she needed that extra edge.

After Spencer deleted her website, Krystle moved to Vox.com but, realizing that she could not get the attention she so desires from such a small community, she moved to Blogspot, using the name kurisutarru. Unsurprisingly, she claims that people are stalking her on Blogspot because they are jealous. Much like a eight year old girl presenting at Show and Tell, she gives blow-by-blow details of what is going during the day and claims that she is too self-absorbed to be in a relationship with a guy and the reason why she is not in a relationship is because she's just not interested in dating. The blog was removed quickly and replaced with a dare to find her new website. Being the online drama monger that she is, the countdown until she makes herself known once again begins.

In attempts to get on everyone's good side, she is fighting against TGO and has all of the women she has previously harassed and called jealous whores on her blog as friends. She has made it her life ambition to impersonate the smart and intelligent women who called her out in the past, leaving people with weak minds actually believing her. She has been caught using every proxy known to mankind to pretend to be other people online. Real or imaginary.

Sources in North Bay say that Krystle has not moved out of her mother's house and does not have a job. Krystle also loves to hold "going-away" parties every three weeks or so, yet never ever leaves. After the first few times, no one decided to show up, causing Krystle to become even more angry and vengeful. Never mind that her IP never changes, and she's on a dial up. She never disconnects from the internet long enough to do anything other than take pictures of herself.

She's been caught stealing other peoples photo's of Toronto, because she's never been there. Shes claimed to be moving every week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks, in two days. She's a psychotic loon who apparently cannot decipher fact from fiction.

Random Facts

The REAL Krystal Draper (UNEDITED!!).
The REAL Krystal Draper (UNEDITED!!).
  • Krystle is the source of many LULZ in her hometown of North Bay. Ask just about anyone.
  • Krystle proclaimed that she's backpacking across "Europe and South America". How does one backpack across the Atlantic Ocean?
  • Claims to be a natural blonde, since when do "natural blondes" have dark roots?
  • So far she has claimed she's travelled to (or is travelling to): Europe, South America, Japan, Western Canada, Africa, etc. She's never left her hometown.
  • She claims people sit on her site 24 hours a day downloading all her pictures.
  • Krystole threatened to kidnap a little child and had the cops called on her. When the cops showed up at her house she started hysterically crying.
  • krystole likes to go to websites under a proxy and bash people under fake names.
  • krystole lives in a trailer with her mommy and collects the Canadian version of welfare.
  • Claimed to be British
  • Claimed to have eczema but later just says the winter gives her dry skin.
  • Claimed to want to be with Ellen Degeneres(cause Krystal claims shes bi) but when she was told Ellens partner was hotter she claims she was joking and edited a comment to make it appear she wanted Ellens Partner and not Ellen.
  • Claims any man she "dates" just wants to tie her down for marriage and is an alcoholic womanizer.

The Nicknames

She likes to call herself names and pretend that all of her "friends" call her like that. Some of the names she has used are:

  • Krystle
  • Krystal
  • Booti
  • Brooki
  • Clementine
  • Clemmie
  • Hannah Catherine Smart
  • Keikina
  • Krystaleana
  • Krystalena
  • Kristella
  • Krystal Pucher
  • Porsha
  • Helena
  • Hips Like Cinderella
  • Twiggie
  • Viola Lynn
  • Krystal Mcintyre
  • Kurisutaru
  • KrystalMac
  • KrystalC
  • KayM
  • Kay
  • Krystal Kay
  • Megan Kox
  • Laney Armstrong
  • Azalea
  • Krystalcat

She will often claim a nickname after buying a new domain name, supposedly to give it a deep meaning.

The Domains

Some of the domains she has owned

  • tragic-hollywood.com
  • keikina.org
  • martyr-avenue.org
  • rose-massacre.org
  • Snapped-tiara.net
  • Brooki.us
  • jadore-you.net
  • Barbie-dolli.net
  • venisgirls.com (a rip off of Suicide Girls)
  • clementine-photography.info
  • ohclemie.com
  • kristella.com
  • booti.org
  • undi3s.nu
  • rx-queen.org
  • glam-doll.org
  • txxxic.net
  • haikela.org
  • ishutchnian.com
  • kurisutaru.info
  • kurisutaru.com

And the list goes on...


Some of the websites she has owned

  • ishutchnian.biohazard-host.net
  • freewebs.com/ishutchnian
  • kurisutaru.pcriot.com
  • lillybug.org/kurisutaru
  • clearblogs.com/krystalmac/
  • krystalmac.nocatch.net/blog/
  • dailykrystal.notcatch.net
  • dailykrystalphotos.nocatch.net
  • theongoingwow.wsnw.net

Some of the journals she's owned.

  • greatestjournal.com/~chemicalwar
  • greatestjournal.com/~kristella
  • livejournal.com/~krystalbot
  • greatestjournal.com/~krystalbot
  • livejournal.com/~ishutchnian
  • lostjournal.com/users/kurisutaru/
  • greatestjournal.com/~krystaldaily

Current Email Addresses:

  • krystaldylan@hipplanet.com
  • krystaldylan@gmail.com
  • clemie@live.co.uk
  • annthraxx@gmail.com
  • dylanxdanger@gmail.com
  • katzenmetal@hipplanet.com
  • azalea@hipplanet.com
  • megankip6@gmail.com

See also

External Links

Parodies

Videos

Current

Deleted / Abandoned


The Ugliness, and The Lying

Others Talking About Her


Krystole is part of a series on Whores.

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