Kung Fu

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This chigger does not know Kung Fu.

Kung Fu is a method of self defense invented by the azns to keep foreign countries from invading for their rice. Kung Fu is inherited genetically and cannot be mastered by any other race, aside from the occasional nigger. IRL Kung Fu has never worked. Ever. This is due to bullets having the ability to go through skin, and the contrary being impossible. Anime Kung Fu wouldn't work either if more people carried guns and weren't fucktarded enough to fight more experienced azns unarmed.

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[edit] Kung Fu Styles

There are many styles of Kung Fu, most of which were ripped off from animals. Being the sick, demented fucks they are, furfags often claim that because kung fu masters practiced animal forms, they are also furries in the "spiritual" sense.

• Wu Shu
• Dragon
• Praying Mantis
• Tiger
• Crane
• Monkey
• Leopard
• Iron Penis
• Snake
• Articuno

[edit] Kung Fu Users

• Azns
• Neo
• Bruce Lee
• Jackie Chan
• 4chan
• Vegeta

[edit] Sample Kung Fu

[edit] Kung Fu, The Series

In "Kung Fu", people always wanted to kick Caine's ass for constantly wearing this stupid Keanu Reaves expression

"I'm fucking blind, and even I can tell you're not Chinese"

In the 70's there was a popular television show called Kung Fu. The main star was David Carradine, a white man without one asian drop of blood in his entire body. The shows producers were well known for dropping large amounts of LSD, and decided that since David Carradine had squinty eyes, he would pass for looking "asian enough".