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Kurdistan

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Kurdistan (Terroristspeak: كوردستان,) (Moonspeak: クルディスタン) (Motherlandspeak: Курдистан) is a fictional country in west Asia, inhabited by sandniggers, terrorists and other potential threats to Amerikkka and it's obese people. The term sandnigger is disputed, since 90% of Turdistan is mountains and plains. Kurdistan borders to several tragic countries, including Turkey, Iraq and Iran, which also is the reason Kurds is butthurt all the time. Some may argue that Kurds got no friends, which probably is mostly true, but lately they have formed alliances with other butthurt people, including Korea and Taiwan

1 Iraqi Kurdistan
2 Turkish Kurdistan (Fictive)
3 Iranian Kurdistan
4 4chan Kurdistan
5 Kurds
6 Kurdish transportation
7 Kurdish Economy
8 Pastimes
9 "Kurds dont exist"
10 List of butthurt Kurdish ED editors
11 See Also:

[edit] Iraqi Kurdistan

The Amerikkka loving part of Turdistan, no terrorists over here, not at all.

[edit] Turkish Kurdistan (Fictive)

Turkish Kurdistan, also bad Kurdistan. Unlike the Iraqi turds, these Kurds is often being raped by America, this always result in serious butthurtness, and several Turks being killed. This is also the only part where you will find terrorists, ya rly. Kurds sell their families to the PKK and bomb children. Now, somebody should explain them that bombing children is only good for the lulz..

[edit] Iranian Kurdistan

Iranian Kurds is constantly enjoying being ruled by the kawaii president of Iran which is very understandable. Other than that, nobody gives a fuck about that part.

[edit] 4chan Kurdistan

A healthy Kurdish state exists somewhere between the /b/ and /n/ boards on 4chan. If one thread mentioning Turkey comes up, at least 100 Kurds will mention "z0mg kurdistan". Some argue that these aren't actually Kurds, just stormfags looking for an excuse to hate durkas.

[edit] Kurds

Kurds are a race of people who exist only to bitch and moan about other countries who took their land. Kurds and peter pan has alot in common, both live in the land of nowhere. If the States provide them with Kurdistan, they will find that the Kurds have nothing more to live for and that they will disappear into wisps of smoke to join Saddam and the Spartan army to dine in hell. Others claim they are an artificial master race of Indo-Europeans created by Stormfront to rid the Middle East of Negroid-interbreeding Semites and the mongrel race of Turks before their foothold into Europe can do anymore damage. However, considering the millions of Turks already in Europe, the experiment is seen as an enormous failure. Saddam was called in to destroy any evidence of the Kurds by gassing them to shit, but being an inbred sandnigger himself, failed miserably. In 2003, he was executed by his masters for not carrying out his orders.

Typical Kurdish boy.

[edit] Kurdish transportation

Transportation usually relies on either American military convoys or local Camel rides. The scarce magic carpet stolen from the nearest Arab village is also frequent in use. If this is all unavailable they will call upon Sindbad and his crew to rise from the bottom of the sea and take them across any body of water. Sindbad, nor any Arab, nor anyone in the Middle East, or for that matter the whole world except for W in America likes the Kurds. Though if they would give him their checks from the American government and dance the Ali Baba while balancing a camel on their right shoulder, he will give them safe passage across the Seven Seas.

Another Kurdish pastime was to accuse Saddam of slicing and dicing them. Persistent claims by Saddam that it was done for the lulz did not suffice.

[edit] Kurdish Economy

Major exports consist of deep fried camel spiders on a hot bun, Baba Dizayee's chicken blood rice, Turkish hides and whining about being like Jews were 100 years ago all persecuted without a country and shit.

[edit] Pastimes

86% of the lifetime of a Kurd is wasted by being butthurt, and taking bullshit from Amerikkka and Dubya. Someone might also add that some use their time by being filthy sandniggers, and make Turkey go, BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[edit] "Kurds dont exist"

A popular theory is that Kurds actually dont exist. They were invented somewhere around 1950 by english to kill other races. Kurds claim to have 5000 thousands of years of history while not having a single archeological discovery based on their culture. This makes some people think they actually don't exist.