Kuyawan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Kuyawan is a deviantart pedophile who just can't get enough of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Rumor has it that when it was unveiled that the hilariously awesome movie was in production, he fapped for days. Known to his fans as RJ, he has been known to get extremely butthurt over people accusing him of being a pedophile.
Kuyawan had a small following of fans who also thought it would be totally awesome if Alvin and Simon dressed up like little girls and blushed a lot.
Of course, even more lulzy than the pedoriffic drawings were his consistent journal entries filled with emoing about the fact that he had to do his drawings in secret so that his parents wouldn't see him drawing cartoon characters in awkward positions. Despite this shame, he continued to argue that what he was doing was not in any way strange or wrong. He also maintained that he was not_gay.
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Hilariously enough, his account was banned from dA, much to the rage of his bff chiptte, who tackles the lesbian undertones of Alvin and the Chipmunks so that Kuyawan can pretend the girls didn't exist. At first, everyone was baffled as to what reason dA could possibly have to ban this innocent young man, but then he finally secured a second account and revealed that the banning was, in fact, due to drawing child porn. Oops!
Now the world can rest easy, finally able to fap to his quality drawings once again.
One can only wonder how long it will be before he has another meltdown as a result of being stalked by a troll.
Kuyawan couldn't run from the law anymore, and Deviantart caught him drawing kiddie porn AGAIN! Oh when will he learn! His second account has now been banned, and nobody knows whether or not he will return to the internets again :'(
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