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In the 1990's, a little known game system called the Philips CD-I featured a trio of godawful Zelda games that trolled and caused much drama throughout the Zelda fandom. Aside from the bad gameplay and abysmal controls, the cutscenes were drawn by poorly skilled Russians at gunpoint with voice acting even worse than any of the talentless dicks from 4Kids (though not as bad as Resident Evil).
Despite all the infamy of these games, the /b/tards of today took notice and proceeded to extract many lulz from them. Then the guys who make Youtube Poops extracted an equal amount of anti-lulz from them.
Random Quotes
- "Gee, it sure is boring around here."
- "MAH BOIII, this peace is what all true warriors strive for?"
- "I just wonder what Ganon's up to...!"
- "Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner..."
- "Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!"
- "How about a kiss, for luck?" "You've got to be kidding."
- "I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!"
- "GREAT, I'LL GRAB MY STUFF!"
- "There is no time! Your SWORD is enough!"
- "That old Ganon's no match for the King!"
- "SQUADALA! We're off! :D"
- "Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai! Or else you will DIE!"
- "You dare bring light to my lair!? You must die!!"
- "No, not into the pit! It BURNS!"
- "I just saved you from Ganon!" "You did not!"
- "I won!"
- "COME!"
- "When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duckwalk."
- "My magic pouch can carry as much as you want."
- "Sorry Link, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little MMMMMM richer!"
- "Go, and KILL!"
The Zelda CD-i Remix
Various horrible sounds from this game were ripped apart and glued back together by the Something Awful goons back in September 2006. Shmorky then added retarded animation to Verix's remix and proceeded to excrete it into the Something Awful flash tub for the world to see. The song itself is frighteningly catchy and can be viewed here.
Videos, MAH BOIIIIIIII
Ah, the wonders of audio splicing.
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Harkinescence - Bring King to life The King keeps a gun just in case... very good use of ED resources |
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Gallery, MAH BOIIIIIII
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