Legion of Doom
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Legion of Doom is both a professional wrestling Tag Team (known for their gaylord appearance, furry-dom, and overall sucking) and an extremely influential hacker group that was active from the 1980s to the 1990s.
Since the only thing notable about the h4><0rz is that Loyd "The Mentor" Blankenship (the least |337 of the bunch) once had a crappy stub on ED, the rest of this article will address the professional wrestling LoD.
[edit] Early Career
The two men known only as "Hawk" and "Animal" are known to be gay cunts, with fucked haircuts. Their spiky and jarring appearance makes old people piss their wheelchairs.
Early on in their career, their extreme stupidity and overwhelming homo-eroticness lead them to adopt the name "The road Warriors".We could only assume this had something to do with collecting Mel Gibson's faeces, and rubbing it religiously into their tiny genitals.
[edit] WWF Career
After much homosexual BBQing and fairy like gallivanting, The Road Warriors entered WTF.They renamed themselves to the "Overweight Bald Fucks," or "LOD" for short, because of their unfathomable inability to exist normally. The dismalness of their failure surprised only them. The WTF tried a series of desperate measures to increase their popularity, including putting them with a ventriloquist's dummy who incessantly sucked their flaccid dongs (sadly, this is not a joke) and the super-hot Sunny.
All of this failed, and the overweight bald fucks continued to flounder in the fag division. In 1997, Hawk climbed to the top of the Titantron video wall, threatening to commit suicide. In spite of the crowd cheering him on, Hawk began appearing to have second thoughts. Otherwise insignificant wrestler Darren Drozdov then climbed to the top and shoved Hawk off, ending his pathetic existence to the ecstasy of the universes. OOOOOOOH, WHAT A RUSH it must have been on the way down.
[edit] Animal Solo
Animal attempted a comeback in 2005 without Hawk. He attained some measure of success when he and new life partner, Heidenreich, were awarded the tag team titles by default for being the only homosexual team in the WWE. Since winning by default, they decided their only solution was to shit rapidly in their pants.wtf.
Animal embarked on a solo career, renaming himself "The Choad Warrior." After a series of losses,and hilarious injuries, Animal insisted that he should be awarded the Intercontinental championship just because everyone should feel sorry for him. Management disagreed and Animal was dismissed from earth.
Animal was last spotted working as a security guard at a shopping mall in Skokie, Illinois.
