Lakini Malich
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Lakini Malich is a fagtarded "deathrocker" with a "band" heavily influenced by Tribal Post-Punk or some other bullshit. Basically, Din Glorious are a bunch of poseurs dolled up like extras from Clan of the Cave Bear who sound an awful lot like a gaggle of homosexuals banging on pots and pans. Lakini is a delusional prick with zero talent, yet seems to be worshiped by a bunch of arrogant, idiotic deathrockers and goths on LiveJournal, who all kiss his feet for fear of being rejected.
When Lakini isn't busy dictating who can and cannot get into various communities, he's busy giving his dog, Polina oral sex, since his human girlfriend, Ms. Chitin left him after she found out that his penis is secretly only three inches long. He is also a frequent target of the idiotic and unfunny troll, pr1nceofsorrows, who claims that Lakini has a thing for Tina Root, the fat former lead singer of Switchblade Symphony. This, however, is unlikely, since it seems clear that Lakini would rather dress up in a dirndl and have buttsecks with Boyd Rice.
[edit] Gothmusicshare
Lakini god-mods a community called gothmusicshare which claims to be here "for the sole purpose of helping people discover new music and rediscover old music, specifically in the realm of goth, post-punk, oddball wave bands, and deathrock." In reality, it was created so Lakini; his follow faggot godmod, deanburied; their faghag friend, woundedllama and the Gothique Elite of LiveJournal™ can have a gigantic, dick-wagging gother-than-thou staring contest to see who can post the most obscure music, which usually translates into posting of material by extremely obscure post-punk bands that sucked ass in the early 1980s and suck even harder now.
