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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Language is a spoken or written method of communicating lulz, invented at least 100 years ago, possibly by Al Gore or Devdan. According to Catholic private revelations, the only true language is Proto-Indo-European which was spoken by Adam and your mom.

Contents 1 History 2 Worthy Languages 3 Worthless Languages 4 Teaching English in Japan 5 See Also

History

Before language existed, lulz were sent to Earth by Raptor Jesus through inscriptions on stone tablets. Several scientists believe that stone tablets are the forerunners of IRC, and God often idled there, before he fled to his summer home.

Worthy Languages

• English Language
• Greek Language
• Armenian Language
• Lithuanian Language
• Kenny Language
• Weiners
• Dirk Dirk Click Dirkm

Worthless Languages

• Esperanto
• Klingon
• French
• Spanish
• 1337
• Latin
• Engrish
• Any African language

Teaching English in Japan

Many losers and pedophiles aspire to one day teach English in Japan. They go to sample the delicious Loli that is the Japanese Schoolgirl.

See Also

• ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
• To read more about language and languages, please see the appropriate category listing.

Language is part of a series on Language & Communication

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