LaraLove
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LaraLove, (now named Jennavecia) is a dirty bint and administrator on TOW. She is in her mid-twenties and is a stay-at-home mother of two young children, yet dresses like a 16-year-old girl without any fashion sense. She also admits to having borderline personality disorder, and is a massive fan of the shit band Tool, known for their love of fisting and scat play or rather, the musical equivalent thereof. She also has levels of unwarranted self-importance rivaled only by Sceptre.
She has been called "the most hated MySpace user on Wikipedia" by the Wikipedia Review, where she transforms into her alter-ego "LaraHate". She also left Wikipedia for a short while, like a typical drama queen, but due to Wikipedia being as addictive as heroin, she was back binging on it after a few weeks in rehab. Due to the fact that she is also batshit insane, she is a fan of scat rape porn.
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Moar about LaraLove
LaraLove claims to be the mother to two chinchillas, but that's just a cover-up for the fact that when she was 19 and four years later, at 23, she got banged up by an anonymous man, whom she has no recollection of. As a result, she has two children (and no longer drinks alcohol), but she cares more about giving knowledge about Tool (along with her BFF the_undertow) to the child in Africa than educating her own children. In fact, she is so obsessed with Maynard's babbling that every second edit summary is a homage to one of his lyrics. They really should just get a fucking room together and talk about the spiritual enlightenment which taking LSD once every seven years brings you, so that without harassment from anon as described below, they can be Happy Together.
LaraLove is also a massive fan of "lol-speak" of the I Can Has Cheezburger? variety, something which is also evident in many of her edit summaries. She's a "sysop and 'crat" on the LulzWiki, a wiki that is such an utter load of shit that it is a blasphemy towards those who have even the remotest understanding of what lulz means. The "LulzWiki" [sic] obviously needs some of Grawp's tender loving care as soon as possible. This use of lolspeak is a worrying trend on Wikipedia; even people like Alison are doing it now, although they probably wouldn't know how to use an imageboard even if they were given step-by-step written instructions for how to do so. Like many other fake editors, LaraLove just edits as a hobby because she has nothing better to do with her life, and it's more interesting than looking after the kids. She is certainly not an expert on anything other than the precise measurements of Maynard James Keenan's tool.
Bathrobe Cabal
LaraLove is the most gross violator of WP:NOT#MYSPACE there has ever been (lol, not really). She has created the "Bathrobe Cabal", also known as the grand parade of overweight (and severely underweight) nerdy men who lounge around the house all day editing Wikipedia (maybe she is a closet FFA; although if that was true she'd be better going with the pie-loving Chino Moreno of Deftones than John Maynard Keynes, but then that wouldn't happen because she's a white supremacist, as explained below). This is because she is ronery in the real world, and as such develops infatuations with weird rock stars and basement dwellers.
Sceptre was a member of the Bathrobe Cabal, but mysteriously disappeared from it recently. Some argue that this is because even he did not have the audacity to design his own logo just for his Wikipedia identity like LaraLove did, as you can see at the top of this very article.
Love of Scat Rape Porn
- Title: Lara Love
- Year: 2008
- Director: Anonymous
- Aspect ratio: 1.5
- Synopsis: The film begins with a knock on Lara's door. The man, whose face is not seen, is welcomed by Lara. They talk about how the day has gone. The film then skips to a scene where Lara is seen from the man's point of view continuing their talk in a bar. Slightly intoxicated at this point, the man slips a few Rohypnol tablets into her drink. All becomes a blur, then the film skips to a scene of a visibly confused Lara in a dark, unidentified location. Her facial muscles struggle to move as she clearly tries to resist, in vain, the advances of the man who begins tearing her clothes off. Soon afterwords, the man drops his own clothing and proceeds to insert his bare erect
into her rectum without lubrication. After some struggle from the woman, she eventually concedes and gives in to the constrictions of the phallus, which by this point is starting to gather fecal matter along the course of its shaft. The film ends with a closeup of the unknown man's semen resting at the entrance to her rectum.
Response
| —LaraLove, 6 April 2008 |
Looks like this lolcow has found some kind of temporary sanity in this; shit, blood and cum on [her] hands.
Quote from SWATJester
LaraLove, (also a "white pride" person, as admitted in IRC) who is extremely close to The undertow, is freaking out here, after wildly attacking me in IRC over this. She's obviously really distraught over this: since she's chosen to launch expletives at people all over my talk page. [1] and thinks WP:CIVIL is a bullshit policy. Oh, and this outburst is beyond unacceptable conduct for an admin. And now she's attacking me because I hold an opinion that is less than flattering of her e-boyfriend. With regard to The undertow, I stand by my statement. White pride and White supremacy are synonymous, especially in the deep south where I'm from. See our own article on White pride, which notes that it is strongly linked to White supremacy. The Celtic Cross, the international White Pride symbol, is listed as a hate symbol by the Anti-Defamation League. [2] I've seen first hand racism by "white pride" people and personally experienced the antisemitism that often comes from them. Here, he seems to know what "self respecting neo-Nazi's" think. Here, he defends well known white supremacist hate site Stormfront.org as well as here. Please also note the Anti Defamation League's statements on Stormfront, and the "white pride" phrase, noting that it is essentially equivalent to white supremacy. And the Southern Poverty Law Center agrees with me. Based on these diffs, I believe that he is a white supremacist, and I stand by my beliefs.
Lara Retaliates
Perhaps it's a matter of where you live. Because where I live white pride is nothing like white supremacy. Not even close. I have provided evidence that shows the_undertow's beliefs, showing statements where he's trying to educate others about this very misconception. His involvement in these articles, as I showed above, was spawned from another editor's changes and comments. They were POV and OR additions and the_undertow involved himself to restore NPOV to these articles as well as to bring consistency to them all. If you look in detail through his edits to these articles, you will find that he spends much time on the talk pages, discussing what is most appropriate. He does not push a racist point of view on any of them. He argued that "racist ideology" should be either included in both white and black supremacy, or neither. He supported the removal of details of a black supremacist from the black supremacy article as it was giving undue weight to a fairly non-notable person. His edits across all articles, including Stormfront, where, again, he was attempting to ensure the edits of the other editor were correct. SWATjester's comments were not based on fact, opinion or not, it was inappropriate and served no purpose but to discredit the_undertow and damage his reputation. It was, in my view, no more than kicking someone while they are down.
It would appear it is, perhaps, a matter of comprehension issues on your part. The links I'm providing show pretty clearly his stance on the difference between pride and power/supremacy. It seems to me there's just a problem with people having a misconception and being unwilling to understand that not all white priders are racist. And that white pride itself is no different than black pride, gay pride, etc. It's pride in your heritage. the_undertow attempted argued these points. And even if you don't agree with him, and you hold an ignorant belief that pride = racist, the links prove that he doesn't see it that way. Therefore, they are not links that support a claim of racist, rather they show that such a claim serves only to damage his reputation unfairly.
So black pride is just that. Pride in being black. But white pride is racist because...why? I have to identify as American pride? What about White-American pride? Is that racist? German pride > white pride for the_undertow is acceptable then? But simply identifying as white pride is racist? Then why don't we just merge the article into white power or white supremacy? Since I apparently have a false and cliche view of what it means to be proud to be white while not believing that makes one better than anyone else.
I am an immigrant from Russia (from Siberia), classified as "white" in this country (which I resent...) - So you resent being classified as white? Okay. Well, I don't. I'm a white American, and I'm proud of that. But I can't refer to myself as white pride, a term used predominately in the United States, without being racist? I have to say American pride? This is all so silly to me. I'm a white American and proud of it. Proud of my heritage. I don't think that makes me better than anyone else, and I don't see how labeling it as simply white pride changes that. Regardless, it's sad to see that you agreed with me about SWAT's comments until you read my "cliche" view. So, I guess that's to say you now agree with SWAT's comments about the_undertow because you disagree with the comments I made about myself.
| Attention! This user appears to be racist. They may be doing it for the lulz; if not, feel free to troll them by telling them how you're a nigger jew who enjoys fucking white women. As usual, if their fucktardery makes them unfunny, revert every single edit. |
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