IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
For the embodied life form of this meme, see User:SHOOP_DA_WHOOP, who is a fucking faggot.
A /b/ meme introduced last Thursday in syntax error 2, featuring a picture of Imperfect Cell from Dragonball Z depicted in blackface shouting either SHOOP DA WHOOP or IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER. A third image features the so-called Nigra Cell firing the aforementioned laser, sometimes referred to as a 'niggabeam' by the mentally handicapped (niggers are black, and black is the color of anti-lulz). Since the meme's introduction, numerous spinoff images have also been created, featuring various characters wearing blackface while 'chargin' their lazers', or sometimes firing them as well. The firing of said lasers, especially in crowded indoor environments, frequently results in personal injury, Massive damage and property damage - which, as we all know, is fucking hilarious and should be encouraged among today's hopelessly corrupted youth. Another popular shop is to simply paste Cell's gigantic nigger mouth onto the 'chargee', instantly transforming them into another incarnation of Shoop Da Whoop.
Shooping is the mouth version of Falcon Punch. Concentrate win in your mouth, then release. That's why Tacos reverse the Beam, because everyone knows Tacos are concentrated phail.
It is important to keep your lazers charged if you think you're tough enough for the Marcab Confederacy. Once you have fired said lazer hold A to charge your lazer again.
It's fairly obvious to anyone over the age of five - or someone of equivalent intellectual capacity - that humans do not in fact posess 'lazers' which can simply be fired from one's mouth at will, perhaps after an invigorating round of lazer chargin'. One must consider, however, just what the world would be like if we did all have niggabeams of our own. While what this super crazy fun time future world of Universal Whoop may be like is open to speculation, we think it would be something like this:
Clearly, lazers make the world a much better place.NOT ANY MORE LOL
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[edit] Antimooted Shoop
A surprisingly decently done lazor video.
OMFG its liek part 2
Video Game Shoopin
A little George Lucas
God can kill us with GM
Even Samus can Shoop
[edit] How to Shoop da Whoop
- Get a southern accent.
- Take heroin.
- think of throw up nasty!!!!
- Repeat Step 4.
- charge your laser
- SHOOP DA WHOOP!
- ????
- Profit!
[edit] Side Effects of Shooping Da Whoop
A couple days ago, Scientists started researching the effect of "Shooping Da Whoop" and CHARGIN YA LAZER. What they found was a cure for cancer. How? Inside the the human there are little Thetans (aka Retard Spirits) that cause electricity to be stored in the body, causing body parts to fail and also leading to cancer. By Shooping Dah Whoop or CHARGIN YA LAZER you will cause the Thetan to fly out of your body and die right away. Scientologists will try to make you think Thetans are good (because retards love other retards) but really they are trying to get in ur will, have you die from these retard spirits, and take all your money.
It has also been noted that almost all Shoop Da Whoops end up inducing much lulz. Almost.
[edit] The Lazorz Weakness
Though the Lazer is indeed a powerful object of the IRC world, there is a weakness to it. That previously mentioned weakness is, while Nigra Cell is chargin his Gigantic niggerbeam, you are to place something to stuff his monumentally large orifice called his mouth, such as a taco, or Batman, as demonstrated in the pictures below. If you are successful, he will release the Royal Rainbow, and will swallow his lazor and grow to the size of a large airliner. Be wary, as his Lazer can charge very quickly, and will, without hesitation, Shoop Da Whoop all over your ass. Also, like all Niggas, Nigra Cell cannot resist Fried Chicken or Watermelonz, So use them to avert the crisis that is the BIG ASS LAZOR. If ze aforrmentiond lazah hitz ya, you will become severely Pwned.
[edit] IRC Version
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
!immunitysec.hub ajt (ajt@A5D9CC19.76CF816A.FAA2C6B6.IP) [ajt] is now a network administrator (+N)
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
!immunitysec.hub *** Permanent G:Line added for *@69.60.110.96 on Sun Feb 4 18:10:15 2007 GMT (from ajt!ajt@A5D9CC19.76CF816A.FAA2C6B6.IP: lol sorry tell bob I said hi)
SHOOP DA WHOOP
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