Too lazy

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This guy hasn't left his car in years.

Something usually said after someone bluffs, and someone else calls them on it. It translates to "I'm full of shit".

People Who Have Used It

1. Noobs
   
2. George W. Bush when asked why he hasn't won against terror yet
   
3. Lord Xenu when asked why he hasn't struck down Anonymous yet
   
4. Thousands of MySpace users
   
5. Spics
   

The Birth of Too-laziness

Some studies show that laziness spreads like a disease

This stuff was created to fight "too-laziness". HOLY LIVING FUCK!

There are several theories as to when "too lazy" was born. Some people say that "Too lazy" was born when SchmuckyTheCat created the world last thursday, but the most widely accepted theory is that it happened around last friday when Schmucky was asked to make more, but denied because he was "too lazy".

Another popular theory is that "too lazy" is a variant of "too tired". "Too tired" was indisputably created by Adam when his first wife, Lilith, asked if she could be on top. He promptly told her that he was "too tired" and went to sleep. After three nights of Adam being "too tired", Lilith caught on and divorced him.

Where is Too Lazy Now?

If you have an internet connection, you can find laziness anywhere. Still need help? Try:

1. Epforums
2. DeviantArt
3. 4chan

Corporate interests take advantage of "too-laziness"

See Also

• G2g i need sleep
• Lazytown
• Depression
• Fibromyalgia
• Fat