Lazy Town
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Lazy Town is supposedly a kids' show, even though no kid has EVER watched it. The show is mainly geared towards pedophiles and coma victims.
All too often one finds fan-porn of this show, generally Photoshopped pictures of Stephanie manipulated to make it look like she's sucking cock. These pictures originate from 4chan and Something Awful members, generally to post on other, more innocent boards such as Gaia Online or Neopets, or as fapping material for sick fucks such as Feldjager.
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[edit] The Show
The cast of Lazytown includes all types of fags, pedophiles, serial killers, and your mom. The main characters are a liberal fag named Sportacus, and a Wapanese chick with pink hair called Stephanie (Julianna Rose Mauriello) who gives pedophiles around the world instant erections. Stephanie's uncle is the mayor of the city, Mayor Milford Meanswell. Since he's too much of a vagina to govern the city himself, he calls upon the aid of the "slightly-above-average hero", Sportacus. Since her uncle is a puppet, there has been widespread speculation that Stephanie is the love-child of Miss Piggy (hence the pink) and a mad pedo scientist who sought to create the perfect loli. Although no explanation is given on-screen for Stephanie’s sudden arrival in Lazytown, child welfare documents show that she was sent there to live with her uncle after her parents admitted to police that they had been using her as a drug trafficking mule since the age of four.
The rest of the cast are a bunch of obese puppets with fucktarded names such as Ziggy, Trixie, Stingy, and Pixel, whom Sportacus and the Wapanese girl try to entice into more outdoor activities (i.e. interracial human-puppet orgies) but somehow fail miserably. They spend all their time on the internets jacking off to furry porn. The bad guy of the show is the town jew Robbie Rotten;; he's a pissy old man trying to act like Jim Carrey in "the Grinch" who jerked off one too many times to German scat porn, and is now impotent.
The show is generally unfunny, unless you're a pedophile yourself or Bullet Samurai and like seeing a little girl dance around.
| —Smitty |
[edit] Julianna Rose Mauriello
Julianna Rose Mauriello, a real life loli, is the star of Lazy Town. Born May 26, 1991, she is one of the most lusted after child icons, right after Dakota Fanning. Pedophiles around the world wait with bated breath until the day she turns 18 (16 for Eurofags are good to go), at which time they can sex her brains out without getting arrested for rape (if they ever left their computer chair). She is often the topic of many 4chan discussions, where users whine and angst about how they can't stick it in her pooper.
[edit] HACKED?!
Some anon claims he hacked her YouTube, and facebook. He claims he made, and posted the video. Anon insists that she is a real lesbian, though, as he had access to her private messages.
[edit] LOL LESBIAN!!1!!1!
So, guess what. Turns out our beloved pink-haired loli likes to munch carpet. That's right, my pedorific friends, she licks fish, chews roast beef, and knows the joys of scissors. Now we just have to see if she stays a lesbian after Nickelodeon dumps her show.
[edit] SPORTACUS Steroid Scandal
During the course of the show Magnús Scheving, writer and creator of Lazy Town and actor who portrays SPORTACUS, admitted to using steroids. When asked why he merely explained 'they were not use as a muscle enhancing, but to maintain muscle mass'. He was then spat on by a journalist who was not pleased with the answer he gave, saying he was a lying S.O.B. Co-star Julianna Rose Mauriello has stated she had known of his use of steroids saying she had seen Mangus inject himself on several occasions, though out of fear of being raped and murdered by him, remained quiet.
The whole incident has left a mark on Magnus' career, fans are disappointed, and promoters sicked. Even Young Jay Wilson, long time supporter of SPORTACUS, was baffled and stated "Why, Why would you do this? don't you know the shit shrinks yo package Nigga?" Jay then spat on him and walked out, but not before giving Stephanie the grandest of all FALCON PUNCHES, right in her exposed poop shoot.
Lazytown has spawned several memes, the most famous of which is the "You Are a Pirate Song". The song itself is not that funny, but someone made a flash of it and now it's all over the place. Also, the video is so gay that it's almost funny. However, it does raise several questions:
- How old is that girl? (17)
- Is that man trying to rape her? (Yes)
- What (No idea)
- Are those puppets waving around dildos? (Probably)
- What the hell is that thing in her belt? (A big, soft, pink sword)
- What the fuck is up with the European rave music break in the middle? (Srsly?!)
- Am I going to die happy? (Fuck you, I'll kill you no matter what you're crying, bitch)
- How old is that man? (43)
- Is this the original? (No, the original clip is called "You are an Ass Pirate")
- Fuck yeah? (Fuck yeah!)
- Is Jay Wilson a pirate? (he most certainly is)
- ???
- PROFIT!
This show also spawned one of the most annoying YTMND memes ever, which is really quite an accomplishment. These YTMNDs all include a song where Stephanie instructs on the proper way to make Delicious Cake.
[edit] Moar Lulz
[edit] You are a gallery
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 HOLY SHIT She's gonna get raped.. |
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 Fan doing cosplay. |
 Stephanie IRL |
 Stephanie drinking heavily... like all Nick. stars |
 Julianna's movie, A FIX. Abridged? D Y K E. |
 From her movie. Spoiler : she shoots this bully chick. |
 Seig Heil! |
 'Nuff said. |
 A look into Stephanie's future. |
 She knows what you sick fucks are after. |
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 She's always horny! |
 Asking for it. |
[edit] External Links
- not legal in the UK yet chaps!
- This show is for pinko lefty benders
- Pirate Flash Movie - Limewire
- Lazytown pirate video
- Pedos attacking teh hawt girl ZOMG!11!!!
- getting attacked by furries
- YTMND meme
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4chan's favorite Lazytown momentsBaleeted - Lazy Town Bing Bang preformed by Daleks
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Lazy Town is part of a series on Child Abuse. |
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