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Lazy Town

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Sportacus (the guy in the faggotty blue outfit) is secretly raping Stephanie when they're not filming.
Sportacus (the guy in the faggotty blue outfit) is secretly raping Stephanie when they're not filming.
Fuck NO!!!
Fuck NO!!!

Lazy Town is supposedly a kids' show, even though no kid has EVER watched it. The show is mainly geared towards pedophiles and coma victims. Kids rarely find Lazy Town entertaining, but if you are a sensible adult who does not fantasize about underage girls, beware. This show will skull fuck your reality. This program routinely whips out its joyful, bubbly and abnormally massive cock, inserts said cock into your cranial cavity and doesn't stop pounding until it squirts a bucket of sticky pink happiness into your diseased and swollen brain tissue.

No joke, after watching only thirty minutes of this show you'll be a candidate for tube feeding.

All too often, one comes across fan-porn of this show: Photoshopped pictures of its pink haired protagonist Stephanie sucking cock. These pictures originate from 4chan and Something Awful members, generally to post on other, more innocent boards such as Gaia Online or Neopets, or as fapping material for sick fucks such as Feldjager.

The Show

Digitally decalibrating on a sunny Boston afternoon, lookin' slick.
Digitally decalibrating on a sunny Boston afternoon, lookin' slick.

The cast of Lazytown includes all types of fags, pedophiles, serial killers, and your mom. The main characters are a liberal fag named Sportacus, and a Wapanese chick with pink hair called Stephanie (Julianna Rose Mauriello) who gives pedophiles around the world instant erections. Stephanie's uncle is the mayor of the city, Mayor Milford Meanswell. Since he's too much of a vagina to govern the city himself, he calls upon the aid of the "slightly-above-average hero", Sportacus. Since her uncle is a puppet, there has been widespread speculation that Stephanie is the love-child of Miss Piggy (hence the pink) and a mad pedo scientist who sought to create the perfect loli. Although no explanation is given on-screen for Stephanie’s sudden arrival in Lazytown, child welfare documents show that she was sent there to live with her uncle after her parents admitted to police that they had been using her as a drug trafficking mule since the age of four. That is how she became the Fresh Prince of Lazytown.

The rest of the cast are a bunch of obese puppets with fucktarded names such as Ziggy, Trixie, Stingy, and Pixel, whom Sportacus and the Wapanese girl try to entice into more outdoor activities (i.e. interracial human-puppet orgies) but somehow fail miserably. They spend all their time on the internets jacking off to furry porn. The bad guy of the show is the town jew Robbie Rotten;; he's a pissy old man trying to act like Jim Carrey in "the Grinch" who jerked off one too many times to German scat porn, and is now impotent.

The show is generally unfunny, unless you're a pedophile yourself or Bullet Samurai and like seeing a little girl dance around.

The creator of Lazy Town, sporting his pedo look.
The creator of Lazy Town, sporting his pedo look.
 
“ 		 
Lazytown is incredible and a miracle. It helped me quit drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes. It also helped me curb my sex addiction and saved my marriage, and now I don’t beat my children. I don’t know where I would be without this show. Probably in jail or dead. I owe everything to the show Lazytown.
  		„
 

—Smitty


The show was created by Magnús Scheving, a pedophile and and gymnastics champion.

Julianna Rose Mauriello

The real Stephanie
The real Stephanie

Jooooolaaaaay Rose Mauriello, a real life loli, is the star of Lazy Town. Born May 26, 1991, she is one of the most lusted after child icons. And as of her 18th birthday, she's legal in the USA and several European countries. Now pedophiles around the world can sex her brains out without getting arrested for statutory rape (if they ever left their computer chair). She is often the topic of many 4chan discussions, where users whine and angst about how they can't stick it in her pooper.

Routine YouTube Meltdowns

Oh noes, I am a celebrity and people are bothering me on the internet
Oh noes, I am a celebrity and people are bothering me on the internet

It seems the now nearly 18 year old Julianna has routine angry meltdowns on her YouTube user page This account is suspended. Her celebrity status has resulted in pedos routinely PMing her to make them videos, post tits, and get them roles on Lazy Town. Too bad YouTube decided to pwn her arrogant ass by suspending her account.

An example from one of her latest meltdowns:

"LazyTown was NOT filmed in mexico. I speak perfect English. I am NOT from mexico. I am not from England. I was born in AMERICA. I do not say things like:

"Am Julianna Real. Kisses All Fans True"

WTF is that all about. If you are stupid enough to believe that crap, then you are a RETARD and I cannot help you.

I am not your friend, I am not your buddy, you do not know me. LazyTown was a role. It is NOT real life.

JuRoMaBu wants you to believe HE is me.

SportaGirl11 wants you to believe magnus is her father/uncle (depending on who she is trying to con)

LazyTownSplash wants people to believe she is the webmistress for LazyTown. As usual, a mexican imposter.

LazyTownFansOfficial wants you to believe they are the real fan site for LazyTown. As usual, more mexican junk."

-Broadwaybaby1991

SPORTACUS Steroid Scandal

GO PEDOBEAR!
GO PEDOBEAR!

During the course of the show Magnús Scheving, writer and creator of Lazy Town and actor who portrays SPORTACUS, admitted to using steroids. When asked why he merely explained 'they were not use as a muscle enhancing, but to maintain muscle mass'. He was then spat on by a journalist who was not pleased with the answer he gave, saying he was a lying S.O.B. Co-star Julianna Rose Mauriello has stated she had known of his use of steroids saying she had seen Mangus inject himself on several occasions, though out of fear of being raped and murdered by him, remained quiet.



Lazytown has spawned several memes, the most famous of which is the "You Are a Pirate Song". The song itself is not that funny, but someone made a flash of it and now it's all over the place. Also, the video is so gay that it's almost funny. However, it does raise several questions:

  • How old is that girl? (17)
  • How old is that man? (43)
  • Is that man trying to rape her? (Yes)
  • What? (No idea)
  • Are those puppets waving around dildos? (Probably)
  • What the hell is that thing in her belt? (A big, soft, pink sword)
  • What the fuck is up with the European rave music break in the middle? (Srsly?!)
  • Is this the original? (Yes)
  • Fuck yeah? (Fuck yeah!)

This show also spawned one of the most annoying YTMND memes ever, which is really quite an accomplishment. These YTMNDs all include a song where Stephanie instructs on the proper way to make Delicious Cake.

The cake instructional also gave rise to the Cakeroll.

Lulzy Videos

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Pix

OH EXPLOITABLE!

You are doing it wrong.

Asking for it

HOLY SHIT She's gonna get raped..

Fan doing cosplay.

Stephanie IRL

Stephanie drinking heavily... like all Nick. stars

Julianna's movie, A FIX. Abridged? D Y K E.

From her movie. Spoiler : she shoots this bully chick.

Seig Heil!

'Nuff said.

A look into Stephanie's future.

She knows what you sick fucks are after.

She's always horny!

Asking for it.

Not so cute now.

Crazy Cake.

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