Lebanon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Lebanon is that Aspie whore-child of Syria, always bitching how no one likes him. Surrounded by Jews from the South, so basically it is in continuous, perpetual rape. Lebanese pride themselves in being the only democratic Arab state, which is of course a lie, since Arabs cannot comprehend basic Math, let alone the intricacies of modern democracy.
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History
See Syria.
Continous butt rape
Lebanese have had an identity crisis since the dawn of man. Since Lebanese are made up of over 9000 different multi-colored religious, sectarian and feudal parties, they're always raping the hell out of each other. One of the lulziest places on Earth. Of course the Israelis and Palestinians also help with the drama generation all year long. Lebanon is a recommended tourist attraction known for its cultured, tolerant and Western-loving people.
Syria has always been there for Lebanon during times of tragic crises. Syria claims that Lebanon is a natural part of its land. Lebanese are divided into Muslims who want to go back to the warmth of their motherland, and Jesus-people who fap to images of Chirac and French bread.
Lebanon is famous for its unique cuisine. Food like kebbeh, tabouleh and other delicacies.
Lebanon is also home to the Iranian Democratic Party of Allah. Israel is a big fan of Hezbollah and they always tease each other with silly games to keep us all entertained. Hezbollah believe that Jews are evil, as if we didn't know that already...
Lebanese women are hot, and their natural beauty is an awe to behold.
tl;dr All Lebanese are special. They can never make up their mind about what they want to be, making them potential drama targets no matter who they are.
Culture
In Lebanon, you have to respect local culture and customs. This short list will guide you into familiarizing yourself moar with teh best Arabs eva!
Using these phrases properly will make you an instant Lebanese winnar!. Proper Lebanese ladies will shower you with respect and you'll be a valuable member of the community in no time!
Trolling Lebanese
Lebanese are all emos. Trolling them is very easy and well worth the laugh.
- Brag how Syria is a great country and that Lebanon is one of Syria's most beautiful cities.
- If confronted by a Christian Lebanese, argue that Lebanon is Arab and Arabs are Muslims.
- If confronted by a Muslim Lebanese, complain how Christians are a majority in Lebanon yet they still don't get enough rights.
- Claim that Lebanon doesn't exist on map, and that the one you see is there for UN conformance purposes only.
- Declare that Lebanese are disabled and retarded since birth, thus the need for external countries to continuously pamper them.
Fun things to do in Lebanon
- Watch pirated pr0n
- Troll Palestinians
- Become poor
- Spy for Israel
- Pretend to be a Western country
- Get raped
- Watch serious political talk shows
Famous Lebanese Syrian people
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