Lee L. Mercer Jr
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Lee L. Mercer Jr. is a "Negro American Citizen" who is running for President of the USA in the 2008 election. He is a Democrat, a former dental technician, an ex bill collector and is 100% sane. In 1992, the State of Texas installed an "intelligence hotwire" in him that "cannot be unhooked by anyone."
According to his impressively-designed web site, Mercer's campaign platform is as follows:
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[edit] Early Life
Lee Mercer Jr. was born at an early age. Strangely enough, there is no Lee Mercer Sr. in his family tree.
[edit] Reasons for Candidacy
One of his is goals is to prove the United States government killed his sex life, his wife's sex life, both his sons' sex lives, his daughter-in-law's sex life and various other family members' sex lives "with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing." Another is "to prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease."
[edit] On The Issues
As the only African-American to ever be abducted by a UFO, Lee Mercer speaks fluent ebonic gobbledygook and is an expert on intergalactic issues both big and small. As such, he is the only credible candidate to boldly go where no candidate has gone before...to take planet Earth and mankind into the future as part of the Federation of Allied Galaxies.
[edit] See Also
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