Leelad.net
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Leelad.net is a forum run by a jolly fatass from northern England which is a spin off forum for Butthurt trolls banned from ChavScum. A few posters there are trying the suicidal attempt to post on both forums while remaining neutral, but most posters are refugees from ChavScum who were banned for contradicting the mod's views on the working class.
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[edit] In retrospect
Leelad.net was the last surviving spinoff forum of ChavScum. Virtually all of its members were ex-chavscummers, tragic victims of the original cull imposed by "tyrant" CS owner Colin Sel|ens during the early days of the CS forum. Tensions grew as the remaining CS members, though somewhat naive, proved not to be utter dickheads and as such maintained their accounts. The ongoing influx of CS newbies fueled the jealousy of the rejects, angered by the fact that Colin could tolerate others who were worse dickheads. This ultimately led to the "revenge of the nerds" attacks on CS and its members.
As dogshit attracts flies, leelad.net tends to attract a specific kind of person. Although leelad initially intended his forum to be used for entirely different purposes (see: online gaming geeks), it became a haven for deluded ChavScum rejects/dropouts, unemployed Jeremy Kyle viewers, ironic obsessives, bored "uni" students and various other types of fanatic, domineering turdsniffers.
Outsiders (including neutral members) were frowned upon and ruthlessly flamed for having alternative viewpoints or e-roots. On other occasions, such flaming sessions emerged as part of a desperate attempt to liven the place up. Failure to identify oneself after signing up often resulted in gestapo-like interrogations by various "hotshot" members. This hostile attitude contributed to the forum's low activity level.
[edit] Sprechen Sie Cuntish? Kuntz yuo aer butthurt lol
The native language of leelad.net is leetspeak, since long, coherent posts are considered far too conventional for the site's non-specified theme. Though most members are English Nationalists, they prefer to use American slang and insults. In fact, 95% of their personal preferences are linked to American culture. Statistics suggest that the average member there is at least 20. What leelad.net lacks in dignified posts and membership count, it makes up for with the biggest sigs on the net, like this. Of course you could either sign up or fuck off, but then most ex CS memebers are too pussyish to sign up, preferring to remain Anonymous
[edit] What our critics say!
Today Leelard.net is popular with child molesters and virgins who enjoy dressing up as little girls or even Mr. T. This is what one of them had to say:
| —But why won't they PLAY with me?? |
[edit] GOLD WATCHES ARE SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!!!!
Many people who get trolled get butthurt about it and cry to the moderators to get their tormentors banned. They don't, however decide to bring their vendetta IRL. Not so ChavScum moderator Spike/006, whose "Licensed to Moderate" sig became a license to pwn via complaining to his local cop shop! 006 filed a complaint under The Malicious Communications Act, because the police in his area didn't have any real crimes to solve. Once the cat had been well and truly put among the pigeons, millions of E-lawyers pointed out that Spike had even violated his own rules, to which Spike replied NO_U.
Some of the highlights of this saga of lulz was the nerd's willingness to argue over the authenticity of his watch, in unfathomably TL;DR posts. Naturally, nothing really happened, except some RL drama which resulted in most of the "big lulz boys" being transfered to a maximum lulz-proof wing of HM Prisons where they continue to bring armed robbers and convicted rapists to their knees by craftily photoshopping penises onto their pictures.
[edit] The Chavscum Connection
A relevant fact that will always be disregarded is that almost every leelad.net member was, in reality, a tolerated high-ranking CS contributer from the past. From the early CS prime-time era of Scribe, Euroboy and Curlz, to the forums life-support stages of Gofaq, Nemi and Ote, to every other big shot CS poster from in between. User accounts with 5 to 6 rep points and four digit post counts where not attained overnight, nor without intention. The only thing that truly seperated the ladders from the spazmonkeys was the fact that the latter were spared from Colin's random culls, for whatever reason. Even leelad himself would make recurring appearances on the CS forum with a reconciled attitude. If you can tolerate lethal doses of irony, then you might (just barely) handle these facts.
To save face, and to portray their bannings as heroic, many of them would later imply that they got banned for arguing against Colin's views on the working class. This is only partially true as they did not see fault with CS website until after their original bannings, in fact some where even moderators there for a short while. It's also worth noting that the contents of CS remained virtually unchanged throughout it's history. For years they would sternly criticise Colin's excessive moderating methods despite their newfound belief that no one should be there to begin with.
[edit] Current Status Moar bullshit from Kuntz
As of 2008, and as a direct result of defeating it's only competition, leelad.net is finally a thriving and prosperous forum of unlimited intellectual debate, as evidenced by it's chart-topping 3 active members per day statistics. (Translation: Waaaah! I rly miss Chavscum! Waaaah!) Popular topics include the funny aspects of paedophillia, terminal illness and rape. The British medias recent coverage of reclassifying hate crime has also inspired the forums only Cristian member to ressurected the topic of condoning acts of violence motivated by social intolerance. (Link or STFU Kuntz)
Custom avatars such as 7 year old manga girls with surgically attached penises are currently all the rage. Like all popular forums, particular ones that take pride in their lawless environment, logic only dictates that half it's members are required to be assigned as moderators. Common debates over who should rape Colins (step)children first are now considered passe due to his divorce, however, there are still day to day arguments as to which of their members is responsible for the Madeline MCCan kidnapping.
Paedo-hunting is still their sport of choice. Interpol are rumoured to have requested their services and agreed to reduce their charges if their leads prove useful, as experts have agreed that only like could possibly detect like via anonymous observation. Contrary to popular belief leelad.net is not despised by the masses and has in fact a growing cult following on the nets. Current fanboys/girls of the leelad.net community consist of a literate imaginary scientist who thinks he's a psychologist, an over 30 goth who thinks it's natural to drag a subculture into her middle age and beyond, an acne ridden punchbag who lost his virginity to an illegal immigrant, and a naive 14 year old girl who gets aroused by grown men who conduct themselves as her peers.
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