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Leftard

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Are you scared of guns? Do you cry and wet yourself at the sight of a tree being chopped down? Does a seeing a dog hit by a car bother you more than seeing one of your children in the same situation? Are you incapable of tying your shoes without extensive government intervention? Congratulations! You might just be a Leftard.

Typical leftards. Notice they are all fugly dykes
Typical leftards. Notice they are all fugly dykes
Uncle Sam is a manly man!
Uncle Sam is a manly man!

They can be identified by their constant usage of phrases such as:

...and their extreme hatred for Christianity, which offends them as it is associated with Western culture, a popular target of leftard hatred. They commonly listen to shit like Green Gay and like to yell at everyone about the "EVVVIL NEOCON OILBUSHCO CHILD-KILLING AGENDA!!111'".

A common argument leftards use is the "But people are dying in Iraq" in light of a tragedy. If you had your entire family gunned down by some crazy azn leftards would yell at you for shedding a tear or saying anything to their memory because "OMG SHUT UP!!! YOU CANT BE SAD AT ALL!! PEOPLE ARE DYING IN IRAQ!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CRY!! STUPID NEOCON!".

Perhaps the greatest degeneracy of Leftards is their passion for empty symbolism and mock-heroic acts. Chaining yourself to a traffic light, chanting jingo, and waving a 50 foot high paper-mâché puppet of Dick Cheney stroking his dick just make national health insurance and world peace look ridiculous.

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A rare example of an old Liberal.
A rare example of an old Liberal.


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