Legacy Computers

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Typical computer

Legacy computers are anything more than a week old. It's a nice way of saying, "Hey you computer is shit and I've made this software especially shitty for your computer, enjoy." Legacy computers can't do shit.

[edit] Why They Exist

People are such cheap bastards that can't go out to the local Best Buy and buy a decent computer for around 100 dollars. A result of their cheapness is an interest in Linux, which is designed for crappy computers.

Intel is working on a smaller model due by this October next June.

[edit] What can I do?

• Not use Linux
• Purchase an overpriced HP computer

[edit] Classification

Legacy PCs usually are known as the following:

• School computers
• Macs (common yuppy masturbation device)
• Packard Bell
• eMachines
• Compaq
• Dell
• Anything without an Official Windows Vista Certified sticker.
• A single core processor.
• Computers that have clogged tubes, like dial-up and/or AOL.
• Pieces of shit with integrated graphics cards about as fast as your mom giving birth to her second retard.
• Any computer bought at Best Buy.
  • Cheat Code: Trade your used-up, rotten Fleshlight on Craigslist for a legacy computer, affix an Official Windows Vista Certified sticker to the chassis, and then sell it on Craigslist (with a picture including the sticker) for a tidy profit: more than enough to buy a new Fleshlight!