Lesbian bed death
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This term is used by faggots for the fact that once lesbians move in together, settle down and get older, they tend to never have sex with each other ever again, unlike gays, who just have sex with any ass hole they can find.
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[edit] It's Inevitable
As anyone with a penis would know, it's difficult to get a woman into bed especially when married. But when there are two women involved with no cock pestering them there is noone in the relationship who gives a shit about sex anymore, therefore causing lesbian bed death.
It is also common knowledge that lesbians are fat and fugly, making sex with them repulsive. When both members of the relationship are that unattractive of course they're not going to have sex, noone would.
Another factor contributing to lesbian bed death is the fact that noone really likes munching carpet and, for fuck's sake, they're not going to want to do that for the rest of their life.
[edit] The Solution?
Cock.
[edit] Salvation?
There is a new breed of young and genuinely cute lesbians on the rise, which may someday make this lamentable fact of lesbian life a thing of the past, along with the Birkenstocks/overalls/fatness prerequisites, although probably not the unhealthy Indigo Girls obsession or the driving need to feel victimized by any occurrence of the letters m, e, and n placed together in the English language.
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