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Li zan

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A perfectly normal, contributing member of society

li_zan is also known as aleilisth, graphite_fox and dmnurtle; it is unknown to this day why why she keeps changing usernames. The connection between her real name, Naomi, and her usernames is obvious. She is one helluva batshit insane Livejournal user who has every fucking mental disorder known to man; this includes, but is not restricted to, Depression, Bi Polar and most probably Aspergers.

She likes to post videos on youtube featuring her singing children's songs.

Li-zan after dark

1 The Britney Incident
2 J Rock
3 Art
4 Rules
5 I AM GOD
6 AleiScribble
7 The Cure for Li-zan?
8 External Links

[edit] The Britney Incident

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It is most likely that Li_Zan is a closet Britney Spears fan. Around the time Spears was dealing with some fucked up shit and publicly shaved her head, Li_Zan did the same thing. Why? Of course, it's because she's perfectly normal girl, but here's what she had to say about the matter:

“	I did it for personal reasons. I don't expect you to like it but I didn't do it for "will I look good?" reasons. It's a new me, getting rid of bad experiences and memories that I'd rather consign to "the past". If you don't want to like it, if you don't want to like the new me, that's up to you but please don't criticise the way I look - you wouldn't criticise anyone else like that to their faces, so don't knock me just because I've decided to be different.	„
—Li_zan - on Why

In the same journal she writes:

“	On a plus note, hopeh and I just watched the High School Musicals and they were a lot of fun :)	„
— WHAT???

[edit] J Rock

Because getting a tattoo of some shitty singer on your wrist is completely normal

She is also a Jrock fan, who often has dreams of not only being with but in fact BEING the J-rocker in question.

What Li-zan REALLY gets up to at the weekends

“	It was my birthday, and I went into this restaurant, and Hyde was sitting at the table next to me, and as soon as he saw me he went puppy-eyed and stared at me for ages (XD). We started talking and we exchanged phone numbers, and as I left the restaurant I texted Ruki to tell him about Hyde, and he was really happy for me.	„
— One of her (many) JRock related dreams

“	This morning, as well as being totally exhausted, almost too tired to leave my bed, I also felt nauseous and had the vague beginnings of being panicky. So... I closed my eyes, imagined I was a little bit shorter, male, with blonde hair... I imagined that my dark navy work trousers were gold... I put on Agony and I... pretended to be Ruki. And it made me feel better.	„
— Li_zan on why she gets up in the morning

She shares these dreams with her friends because they love her and are truly interested in what she has to say.

“	WHY MUST AOI BE SO BEAUTIFUL AND SKJHADGKHTSFUKGTLISRGS? WHY? HE IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE HUMAN. THIS MAN... OH GOD. AND THE OTHERS. OH GOD. I WANT TO WASH THEM.* AKSFHAKGDJHSDGKJHDFGDKFHGDF. KSDGHFKDSGJKUDFLIFLIUGTDFHYGLDRGRGDRLIHTHKDHGMCFNFGM,JG LGMHKHFGLXDYTLIUIFTGLTJDURTGKGSRL ITDR L,JSDRUYGLDGF,LLHGLHLYLLFJDSRDTERJIUTLIUDRT;ID;TGERIGLUI DGP ;DXF TGERIGIUSDTGP ERIGEDIUGTGDGDRYG,SDTFHJGFGCV,JHFCVGBCJKVJM.	„
— Her gramamtically correct opinion on Aoi.

This girl needs to learn her angles

Filter Rape cannot hide all the ugly.

Why not?

[edit] Art

She has the deluded concept that she has some ability to draw and paint. She had the courtesy to abandon her Deviantart account after posting just one atrocity.

Using the dodge tool to its fullest.

Oh Hai thar.

Sunburt J Rockers are the hottest.

[edit] Rules

Obviously, not anyone can join her LiveJournal. It is friendslocked for all her friends. You need to read her rules and abide by them to join.

“	♫ NO FIGHTING. I won't have any arguments between people on my LJ. Debate and discussion is permitted (encouraged!) but if someone comments with something you disagree, DO NOT use my LiveJournal as a forum on which to attack the commenter. The only exception to this rule is if you want to pick a fight with me. If you see me in an argument with someone else on my LJ, you do NOT have the right to intervene and I will (politely!) tell you to GTFO if you try. ♫ COMMENT! I am an attention whore and thrive off comments 8D I don't mean you have to comment to every entry or anything obnoxious like that; every once in a while would be nice, though. If there's no proof that you read your friends-list, how is anyone going to know that you're actually interested in being their friend at all? ♫ That's all the rules! See, it was pretty simple, right?	„
—Li-zan explaining her rules.

As you can see, she openly calls herself an attention whore, but if you dare say comment that into her LiveJournal she will tear you a new one

[edit] I AM GOD

Jesus knows what she did, and he doesn't like it. Why won't she stop!

LI-ZAN IS YOUR GOD

Li-zan has a god complex. Yes, you read right. When she's not sticking crucifixes up her vagina, or wanking off to her favorite jrockers, she is letting the world know that SHE IS GOD!

“	I AM WEIRD AND I AM CRAZY AND I AM DIFFERENT BUT I AM GOD.	„
—Li-zan admitting to the world that she is better than her friends.

LISTEN TO HER TRUTHFUL WORDS! - http://li-zan.livejournal.com/179069.html

[edit] AleiScribble

Of course, she wouldn't be a regular j-rock fan if she didn't write fanfiction. Some vary from Jrockers fucking themselves with no plot at all, to borderline stalking.

“	Characters: Ruki, OFC Notes: Yes, this is post-gig therapy; no, I don't care	„
— Li-zan on explaining one of her fanfictions

To the untrained eye, it would seem like a normal story.

But alas, once again, the crucifix is making its appearance. This time in fanfiction form - enabling her to wank off in her make-believe world, thinking that this Ruki loves her, and notices her.

“	Crushed in the crowd before him, the girl kept her eyes fixed upon the vocalist, unable to move, scarcely able to breathe. Arms trapped by the crowd, raised in a rocker's salute, she reached out towards the blonde singer, compelled to just touch him, even for a second. Her fingers scraped at the air, and in desperation she called out the man's name. It was barely noticeable, but she caught sight of it - dark eyes flickering up from where they stared at the rose petals on the stage to lock with hers for a fraction of a second. An acknowledgement. I have seen you. I know you are here. She felt her heart flutter in a constricting ribcage and, tears welling in her eyes, she smiled.	„
— Li-zan showing her crazy side

Forget the fact he lives on the other side of the world. Forget the fact that he doesn't know who she is. Forget the fact he will never see her.

How Li-zan attempts to take her life

No. No. This isn't true for her. Ruki notices her, and loves her and wants to be with her. That's her fucked up mind. Boy do we feel sorry for this guy.

Caution; don't feed the patient

We hope that Li-zan will wake up soon. She will be taken care of by the best doctors, and medical staff (who will all look like Ruki to her). Or perhaps she will wake up, realize that she's psychotic and attempt to kill herself for the sixth time and maybe for once, actually succeed.