Limit break
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Limit Break usually occurs when a grown man gets slapped around by his GF and decides to act, though one can be triggered in other ways.
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Background History
This technique was given a less wimpish perspective by Square Enix. The technique occur'd when the player's poorly presented character took enough hits to kill a normal human being over 9000 times. Since its introduction into gaming, it has become a meme used by nerds who are too scared to play Mortal Kombat and use the Aggressor, which would have been a good meme if it was actually used at least once in the past 100 years.
Additional Vital Information
The technique Bide can be used as a means of Limit Breaking the fuck out of your opponent.
How to Perform Limit Break
First you must allow someone to completely dominate and humiliate the fuck out of you. After you have gone through enough pwnage, you have to look deep inside yourself to find your inner warrior. Once you have achieved this, you have to completely flip the fuck out on the source of the ass-kickery. Assuming your opponent does not possess a Falcon Punch or isn't simply better than you, win will ensue. Kicking, biting, punching, and anal rape are acceptable methods. Crying or cutting do not count. If your opponent lands any hits during this event, then Limit Break is considered an auto-fail.
Helpful Advice
- Don't get hit in the first place, dumbass, and you wont need to use a Limit Break to pwn your enemy.
- Limit Breaks can not be used IRL, unless they are performed on someone weaker than you.
- Using a Limit Break whilst having 7,777 HP results in the occurrence of some scary shit.
- If you want to see epic results, use it on someone that's almost dead. This will usually result in overkill which will increase your chances of earning an item such as a rusty dagger.
