Lindsey Roberts

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Notice the thirst for boycock in her eyes.
Notice the thirst for boycock in her eyes.
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Boys love delicious cake!

Wife of televangelist Dick Roberts (son of Oral Roberts) who rose to internets fame when it became know she is a Pedo.

Lindsay spent the night in the Oral Roberts University guest house with an underage male on nine separate occasions and was photographed 29 times with an underage male in her sports car.

Lindsey: "I live my life in a morally upright manner and throughout my marriage have never, ever engaged in any sexual behavior with any man outside of my marriage as the accusations imply." <-- She admits it.

For those of you so socially retarded that you will never touch a woman unless you raep her there is now another option: become a victim and email lindsay@orm.cc

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"Lindsay Roberts is the host of Make Your Day C(o)unt, an uplifting half-hour daily program aimed especially at the needs of women."

  • how to use Halo 3 to lure fresh meat.
  • is 17 to old to appease satan? What to do if your demon likes 'em younger.



[edit] External Links

  • Her magazine - Contains a section titled "Let Go of the Junk" (she's still workin' on it)
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