Linus Torvalds
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Creator of lunix and all around nerd stud muffin. Named his OS after himself like the egotripping faggot he is. Currently, he works for the OSDL. Linux is the communist or anarchist version of Microsoft. Unlike Hans Reiser, Linus has yet to kill anyone (that can be linked back to him).
[edit] Being a license pussy
At least 100 days ago Linus unveiled his newest ply to piss Linux users off, a big ordeal over what versioning system his already failed software was going to use. We all know FTP is the best, CVS is hell, and SVN is for jews, so he decided to fuck shit up by choosing BitKeeper. Just like all of the other communists predicted, the BitKeeper people wanted to make IRL money from their product but the commies only had GNU money. In response, the open sores nazis wrote Git and had a huge crybox convention to moan about how bad real software companies were and announce their new software.
Ever since then, the communists have been telling everybody who they can get near that Git is superior to every other version control system, and if you disagree, you are a fucking idiot and have no idea what you are talking about, even if you are a PhD working for Google (and making money).
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