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The Lion King

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Originally a ~~manga by Osamu Tezuka~~ Broadway musical, The Lion King was made into a movie last Thursday by the Disney company. Now, since nearly all the characters are covered in fur, this is (unsurprisingly) very popular with the furry community. The furfags draw many hentai pics of the characters, and will ruin your childhood.

The Lion King contains the voice acting talents of Darth Vader, that kid from Home Improvement, and the dude that played Ferris Bueller. This movie is peppered with subliminal sex messages and also contains references to Adolf Hitler.

1 Plot
2 Characters
3 Alleged Racism
4 Did you Know?
5 Gallery
6 See Also
7 Links

[edit] Plot

Promo for an upcoming prequel.

The movie was about the "circle of life" or some shit. Basically when the king dies, his son is supposed to become king, but everything gets fucked up when a jealous asshole tries to kill our protagonist so he can take his place at the throne (plot lifted from Hamlet). In between all of that there are at least 100 songs that the characters sing which will make your ears vomit (besides the "Be Prepared" song which is a subliminal Nazi song, and is thusly very cool.)

[edit] Characters

Simba: A whiny bitch that is afraid to become King because of his Emo attitude and guilt that he indirectly killed his father. Simba's character is a little bit of a reference to Jesus Christ.

Nala: Simba's cock tease that finds him after he runs away. She's all like "Go back!" and Simba is like "No, fuck you."

Scar: A wicked badass motherfucker that murders his own brother. Scar is a parody of Hitler, notice the "Be Prepared" song, when he is ~~standing on the rock~~ sucking a cock and the Hyenas are Goosestepping like real Nazis. Disney fuckin' rules

Mufasa: Voiced by Darth Vader, Mufasa was king until he was killed by Scar. His main role in the movie was to promote Verizon Wireless.

Timon & Pumbaa: A couple of lazy, gluttonous homosexuals that encourage Simba (and your children) to be an apathetic piece of shit.

Shenzi, Banzai and Ed: Three hyenas that are Scar's goons. Banzai was voiced by Cheech Marin.

Rafiki: Asante sana. Squash banana. Wewe nugu. Mimi apana. Asante sana. Squash banana. Wewe nugu. Mimi apana. Asante sana. Squash banana. Wewe nugu. Mimi apana. Asante sana. Squash banana. Wewe nugu. Mimi apana. Asante sana. Squash banana. Wewe nugu. Mimi apana. Asante sana. Squash banana. Wewe nugu. Mimi apana. Asante sana. Squash banana. Wewe nugu. Mimi apana. Asante sana. Squash banana. Wewe nugu. Mimi apana.

[edit] Alleged Racism

WHAT A SURPRISE, NIGGERS AND SPICS COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS FOR BEING RACIST. TO SEE THE REAL REASON, SEARCH IT UP.

[edit] Did you Know?

Appearently, someone got so caught up in this movie that they committed suicide in the hopes they would come back as one of the characters. [1]

[edit] Gallery

What the shit??	The infamous deleted rape scene from the film.	Why Shenzi was the leader of the 3.	A young Lion King fan. Most likely a furry these days.
Nigra lions like to rape.	Typical Lion King fan art.	NOT Photoshopped	Cub pr0n is good for you,not for them.
I don't want to meet the guy who drew this.	Fisting just got more popular.	Faggots argue over the originality of TLK's drawing style.	Lion King condoms. I would wear nothing else!
SHOOP DA WOOOOP!!!	Lick Lick	If House characters had fuzzy peens	Scar being a badass.