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Warning!: This article is about Jews, therefore you will find that the editors for this article are primarily of Jewish descent. But don't worry, they do not have a POV.

Contents 1 Auto Racing 2 Baseball 3 Basketball 4 Basketball Team Mascotting 5 Boxing 6 Cricket 7 Fencing 8 Football 9 Figure skating 10 Golf 11 Hockey 12 Judo 13 Rugby 14 Spending money 15 Swimming 16 Tennis 17 Track and field 18 Professional wrestling 19 boning 20 ????? 21 PROFIT!!!

[edit] Auto Racing

Kurt Busch

[edit] Baseball

Hank Greenburg (The King Nigga of the Jews)

[edit] Basketball

None

[edit] Basketball Team Mascotting

Marc Cuban, Jerry Reinsdorf, Lawrence Tanenbaum

[edit] Boxing

None

[edit] Cricket

None

[edit] Fencing

None

[edit] Football

Sen. George Allen (R-VA)

[edit] Figure skating

iceman

[edit] Golf

None

[edit] Hockey

None

[edit] Judo

None

[edit] Rugby

Duncan Pattie

Rory Mckendrick

[edit] Spending money

None Jew's guard Jew Gold closely

[edit] Swimming

None

[edit] Tennis

The King of Space

[edit] Track and field

1. Allison Stokke

[edit] Professional wrestling

• Andy Kaufman
• Woody Allen
• Bill Goldberg
• Diamond Dallas Page
• Kevin Nash
• Yo mama

[edit] boning

Betty Boop

[edit]  ?????

[edit] PROFIT!!!