Lock Legion
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[edit] THE LOCKLEGION IS A STALE COPYPASTA OF THE CLOCKCREW
If you thought the Clock Crew was bad, then you should examine their "retarded little brother." The Lock Legion was made back last thursday by StrawberryLock, a guy who thought he could initiate lulz by copying what StrawberryClock did with B. He made N and submitted it to the Newgrounds portal. His submission was blammed. This caused him to cry all night to his butt buddy, BananaLock. BananaLock shared the rejection along with Strawberry and made the Lock Legion. Genius.
[edit] Members
The members of the Lock Legion are typically that like the Clock Crew, except there are more members that haven't quite hit puberty yet. Most of them fall under the following categories:
- 13-year-old boy
- 16-year-old girl
- Retard
- Autistic kid who couldn't get anywhere in life (See Retard)
- Hispanics
- Weeaboos and Wapanese
- A Token Redneck
- A Token Black Person
The notable moderators are known to be Nazis as they actually have the brains to ban these social rejects from their forums. However, they are no better themselves.
Notable Lock Legion Staffs
Locklegion.com
- Trash Lock – Swiss drug addict who has been known to disappear for months on expeditions to Amsterdam in search of more drugs and hookers.
- Peach Lock - Mono-browed sand nigger faggot who has a fetish for military weaponry and is well known for his nazi moderation. Also a suspected babyfur.
- Dia Lock - God-like figure in the Lock Legion who is known for artistic ability but never finishes projects. Also known for obsessions with MMORPG's. Believed to be a brain in a jar that has been connected to the internet.
- Communist Lock - Nazi mod who has a secret fetish for Hello Kitty.
- Aubergine Lock - Raging alcoholic and metal head. His flashes are further evidence of mental disorders associated with his alcoholism and music choices.
- Jujube Lock - Hippie liberal treehugger.
- MP3 Lock - Whiny Canadian guitar player. Whines in excess about all faults of any new site until he is given a moderator spot. Has a superiority complex and has been given the title of "Legendary Mp3 Lock".
- Samegame Lock - The almighty Gamesame. Was demodded and threw a shitfit and left for a bit because he's a whiney bitch. Also a pedophile.
- Head Lock - Former admin for the site who left when his e-penis grew too large to be contained in the small flash community. Also known as the animator Rubber Ninja.
Locklegion.org
- Winchester Lock - Douchebag, inbred, redneck hick who is owner of LL.org. Lacks any artistic skill and tries to act as the moral authority in the Lock Legion. Is known for his temper tantrums about bans and acts like a lawyer any time his e-buddies are banned. He is currently in an e-relationship with Clock Lock.
- Clock Lock - Overly emotional liberal spic bitch who pretends to be a psychologist when she is in fact bat shit crazy. Her MSN conversations have wreaked havoc on the fragile structure of the group itself.
- Wolf Lock - Furry who is obsessed with guro and vore. Once held a vast collection of guro and shock images known as Dept88.
- Master Lock - N00blet and also a suspected babyfur.
- 8-Ball Lock - Talentless asian member who spends more time on MMORPG's and FPS games than actual creation of flash or moderation on the site.
- Shark Lock - 12 year old attention whore Jew who insists on making his character a ball. Was demodded.
Other Noteworthy Members
- Spitfire Lock - Whiny emo who has a superiority complex, believing he is the biggest badass ever to surf the Internet. Noobs fear his mighty font. Also suspected to be a Jew.
- Harmony Clock - Clock Crew reject who spends his time insulting other members and spreading Islamic propaganda, also has a superiority complex.
- Mango Lock - Nazi sympathizer who enjoys viewing gay porn in his spare time. Still waiting for superiority complex to arrive in the mail.
- Gimpy/Robo-Death Clock - Gothic emo kid who spams his skeleton skull emotes. Has a fetish for loli as well as a taste for every other fetish known to mankind. The lowest of the low.
- Coffee Lock - Cereal rapist that can't get over his obbsession in shit and piss.
[edit] Flash Community?
Although Lock Legion is said to be a Flash Community, they cannot deny the fact that it is a forum community. Whenever they're told to do Flash, they cry like little faggots to their leaders not to do so, their leaders whine back at them, and nothing gets done. The cycle continues until they are pwned by their own stupidity. A good example of this is a user named ComicLock (also known as Shenorai), who has not once contributed Flash within his entire life, yet still lurks on the Lock Legion BBS and continues his faggotry.
[edit] Pwned?
On multiple occasions, the Lock Legion has been pwned by its own members due to the emo outbursts they have at one another. They wiped the evidence away so nobody could see how badly they were crying when it happened.
[edit] Lock Legion = Sheezyart?
The Lock Legion is such a cesspool of fail, that it not only has members from Sheezyart...but it goes down as much as Sheezyart. They are obviously aspiring to be furfags within their futures.
