John Locke

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

FACT ALERT: John Locke will fuck up your shit.

The man himself

John Locke is a character from the popular television drama Lost. In the show, this loveable skinhead often fucks everything up for the castaways/fucktards. Why? Because he's Locke. If you get in his way, he's going to fuck up your shit.

Locke eventually found his way onto 4chan and continues to fuck up everyone's shit. It's all part of the lulziest meme to show up on /b/ for a long time.

[edit] History

Locke was once an orphan, basement dweller, and cripple. During the attention whore emo phase of his life, he donated a kidney to his dying dad, who kicked him to the curb before the doctors were done stitching him up. Pissed off, Locke started fucking shit up. He forced an airplane crash with nothing more than the power of his mind. His crippled legs? He fucked them up so badly that he could walk again. Every season finale of Lost asks the questions "Who will Locke kill next?" He most recently managed to kill himself, what a fucking badass.

Bridge collapse? Miner cave-ins? ED:IRC? Locke fucked up their shit.

Locke will fuck up your shit. This cannot be avoided.

[edit] Gallery:

At least you can still hold a pen?
Locke noes nagas.	Locke fucks up SPARTAAAAA	Locke fucks up...OH SHI-	That was no accident.
Locke fucks up memes.	Locke fucks up WTC	Oh noez!
		Locke's ancestors.	OH HAI, WANTA SNAX?
Oh hai. I fix'd ur sub.	IZ IN UR PIT	2007 Nevar Forget.	lulzy but DOING IT WRONG
	Locke 117 ruined the Monitor's.		Locke steals Batman's notepad, the Joker then kills himself in fear.
		Oooh, tacos!	That bus crash was no accident.
			Locke ruins up Sweeney Todd.
John Locke ruins the presidency...	Goodnight Sweet Prince	This isn't a punchline it's just a damn plot summary.
		How do I ruin your shit?	Locke will wreck your shitter.
Locke went to Obama's nomination speech.

[edit] In Conclusion

[edit] See Also:

• Lost
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