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John Locke

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FACT ALERT:
John Locke will fuck up your shit.
The man himself
The man himself

John Locke is a character from the popular television drama Lost. In the show, this loveable skinhead often fucks everything up for the castaways/fucktards. Why? Because he's Locke. If you get in his way, he's going to fuck up your shit.

Locke eventually found his way onto 4chan and continues to fuck up everyone's shit. It's all part of the lulziest meme to show up on /b/ for a long time.

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Locke was once an orphan, basement dweller, and cripple. During the attention whore emo phase of his life, he donated a kidney to his dying dad, who kicked him to the curb before the doctors were done stitching him up. Pissed off, Locke started fucking shit up. He forced an airplane crash with nothing more than the power of his mind. His crippled legs? He fucked them up so badly that he could walk again. Every season finale of Lost asks the questions "Who will Locke kill next?" He most recently managed to kill himself, what a fucking badass.

Bridge collapse? Miner cave-ins? ED:IRC? Locke fucked up their shit.

Locke will fuck up your shit. This cannot be avoided.

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John Locke will kill you.
This cannot be avoided.

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