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LoganSperman2

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A lesson Logan learned too late.

Logan as a child.

LoganSperman2 (aka "Young Socrates") is a YouTuber, a member of the YouTube Vigilantes, and one of the biggest supporters of man-boy love on the intarwebs. Corrupted at an early age by Irish282, he has been successfully groomed into crusading for old men, defending their internet advances on children at every turn. In exchange for his services, Logan's YouTube channel is fueled by the subscriptions of grateful pedophiles. Logan is notable for being extremely elusive and totally boring.

1 Logan's Run
2 Quotes
3 The Man Behind LoganSperman2
4 Moar on Charles
5 Guilty by DMCA
6 The Smoking Gun
7 See Also
8 External Links

[edit] Logan's Run

As a high-profile YTU/Jesari crusader (and Irish282's #1 cheerleader), Logan shows the world why he thinks it's appropriate for 44-year old men to be seeking the company of 12-year old boys. Disturbingly, Logan has admitted that he was 14 when he made these video clips:

"That was not a vibrator."

"These are not fake tits." (Cracky-chan wannabe?)

Pedobear says "You're not my type, but I like what you stand for."

hey...gtfo Pedobear

[edit] Quotes

“	That was not a vibrator.	„
—LoganSperman2, vibrator expert

“	The "mouth thing" is disgusting? LOL! Askign kids to make a video of their mouths saying something? OMG! Yes that is a common pedophile thing! Umm..? How is videoing their MOUTHS, perverted? Fill me in on that, I need some entertainment. lol	„
—LoganSperman2, on Irish282

“	Its stuff all teenagers do, its called PG rated humor..	„
—LoganSperman2

“	WHy he subscribed to children? Because he likes kids.. maybe? OMG I know thats so wrong, isn't it?	„
—LoganSperman2

“	WHat the hell is your deal with AGE? The deal is PERVERT or NOT A PERVERT. Right? Why dont we take AGE out of it.. Or for soem reason I guess you think adults are more perverted than teenagers. LOL what little pretend world do you live in?	„
—LoganSperman2, future NAMBLA attorney

“	Also AGE has nothing to do with whether you are a pervert or not.. you can be a pervert at any age, lol.. and Sprouser is just a kid still himself, regardless..	„
—LoganSperman2, on XsprouserX (21 year old "kid")

“	You are a hero, Logan. I wish I could tell people why, but I have to protect you. God has blessed you with a big heart. I don't agree with everything youy say or do, but you never say anything mean to anybody. Not even the haters (I know because I searched the YouTube database). Ignore stupid comments. If anyone gives you trouble, I'll have my friends on them like dogs on raw meat! Also, check out my video. You and some others you know are in it. Peace!	„
—Irish282, on LoganSperman2

“	i said it wasn't ILLEGAL to be a pedophile.. Two different things.. Of course its not ILLEGAL to BE a pedophile..	„
—LoganSperman2, Pedo rights advocate

“	I said it wasnt directly DANGEROUS for guys perving on kids on TV or whatever..as opposed to those pedos seeking out contact with kids..	„
—LoganSperman2, wants you to perv on him

“	yes it is a serious issue.. The kids who did Columbine were triggered by exactly that sort of thng..	„
—LoganSperman2, Condoning the killing of kids by other kids because they were teased.

[edit] The Man Behind LoganSperman2

For a while now, there's been speculation that Logan isn't a child at all, but a fake account with a grown man running it behind the scenes. Logan was regularly seen logging in at 3-4 am in the morning, strange behavior for a 15 year old, who should be in school. The main clue to Logan not being a child were some of his cooking videos, which showed a very large set of hands, and a clearly shooped pic where the head and body didn't match.

Recent evidence has come to light indicating that LoganSperman2 might be Charles Dagley(AKA hypnoticproductionz, frec0, and frec). Charles has known Irish282 for a long time now, even going so far as to appear shirtless in one of Irish's video's. Charles has been "approached" by Irish282, and asked to make a new video hosting site. A video hosting site just for Charles, Irish282, and the kiddies. Apparently they're going to "keep the kids safe" together, in their own little Ytask 2.0. They've been harvesting children through the youngtubers.com site, gathering their email addresses and geographic locations. The new video site is almost ready to launch.

Charles actual age is in question, as he has so many accounts in so many places. Sometimes he claims he is 15 (when it's convenient), other times he claims he is 20 or 21. The bizarre hours that he tends to keep (3-4am on most nights) seem to indicate that the latter is true. What is clear, is that he has definitely been fully groomed by Irish282. Whether he is still a victim, or if he has metamorphosed into a full-blown pedo yet remains to be seen.

shooped	O RLY?	No, not rly	oh hey...lookie thar...Charles does own photoshop
The kids will be much safer with Charles and Irish.	"YouTube isn't safe because of encyclopedia dramatic." PROTIP:No dumbass, it isn't safe because of the fucking pedophiles!	I just want to keep you kids safe....err, and touch your bum a little...but just a little	Those pink pistols are just precious!
OH NOES!!1	Frec loves teh MySpaces	if Logan lived in KFC

[edit] Moar on Charles

That's a safe bet.

Not only is Charles' secret pedophilic lifestyle hidden from his friends and family, but there's also evidence to indicate that he's quite possibly a furfag as well. Charles frequents the well-known hive of furrydom Neopets, and is quite active there. He's in a "guild", and even owns a virtual "shop" there, where you can buy the gayest shit that you can possibly think of. Some argue that Neopets is where Charles first learned that he's a bird-like girl trapped in a man's body.

lewl	Don't make Charles cry	lol...sure they are faggot	Don't ask for my Neopets biznitch...EVER!
Charles' secret avatar...shhh!	Ye Olde Neopets shoppe of faggotry

[edit] Guilty by DMCA

A video was put up on YouTube on September 23, 2007 detailing the revelations above. A DMCA was filed immediately, and the video was removed on September 25,2007. Ordinarily that wouldn't be such a big deal, except that the only person who could have filed such a DMCA supposedly hasn't been on YouTube for the past 5 days:

whoops!

[edit] The Smoking Gun

In early 2008, a video was discovered that positively confirmed that LoganSperman2 was a complete fake. A user by the name of kennyincanada was found to have a copy of Logan's "Barbie Girl" video. It was the video description itself that contained some curious information. The user stated that he had the video for two years, prior to uploading it to YouTube. The upload itself was a year old. If "Logan" had joined in April of 2006, that meant that kennyincanada had the video 1.25 years longer than the "LoganSperman2" channel was even in existence. Can you say "PWNED"? I thought you could. Since discovering that initial curiously dated copy of "Barbie Girl", it has since turned up in various other places around the net.

Shortly there after in a fit of rage at the sight of his wooden boy defrocked irish282 set about forcing kenny to change the description of his vid. But that did not stop the drama machine from churning, and before long searches revealed that Logan's vids were all over the internet. Logan tried to claim he uploaded it to MySpace, when it was pointed out that MySpace did not have video uploads until 2007, Logan said it was putfile for use on MySpace, (even though putfile is one of the only sites that has no Logan vids, and none of them are on MySpace either). Before long searches turned up 2 very interesting finds, the first at liquidgeneration which uploaded its version of the barbie girl vid in 2005 shortly there after the infamous gaybar vid was found as well thank Raptor Jesus for MegaVideo. Unfortunately the lie still persists and Logan is still active on the interwebs, hacking kids accounts, pressuring them into making videos against the lulz, but fear not good internets, for the lulz shall prevail.