Lolcunts

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Lolcunts is what I_Can_Has_Cheezburger, a banal, ripped-off site where the borderline-retarded masses of the world first learned of what 4chan has long known as Caturday ripped off in its quest to become a banal, ripped-off site where the borderline-retarded masses of the world could learn of what 4chan has long known as Caturday.

One day, a rocket scientist known simply as Eric by all the patrons of a certain McDonalds lost in the Paciffic Rim was surfing for porn. The surf is so strong on the rim that nobody can stay straight for very long.

This, along with parental alcoholism, some sort of genetic experiment ran amok and quite possibly divine intervention is what created Eric's very speciffic taste in tittilation, namely, "Lycantrophes On Lollis Creaming Underwear Nubile Tits"

When presented with such a complex request, google image search took a break, took a fart, took a pill and spewed out a bunch of links to lolcunts.com.

Right at this moment, Eric's imaginary girlfriend with superbenefits, Okomanotokonaioteke-sanotakatakamusaka walked in. Then walked out.

Eric was so stricken by the incident&loss of his imaginary love of his life that he took an oath, to wright the rong, to save the damsels, and to brush the tit and ass out of lolcunts.

Later that week, retardoburger was born (working name). The rest is history.