Lolicon

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If You are over 18 and Checking this picture Out, You ARE a Pedophile.

Pedos always get this backwards.

your mom: how you were made

How to resist temptation

Lolicon (short for Lolita Complex) is name for the hentai children porn genre. The name comes from that book written by some Russian called Lolita, in which a old man gets horny over a underage girl.

The 13 year old boy equivalent is known as shotacon, but you already know that, you sick fuck. And for those that like em really young, please also see Toddlercon. It may be bad, but at least it's better than guro. Why anyone gets off to little girls that look like little boys, no one knows. But at least we know this... er...

All the girls must have either small tits or no tits at all. Which makes them resemble males... oh, that's why they like lolicon.

1 History
2 Facts About lolicon
3 Legal Status
4 Lolicon is illegal Part 2: Staff admits it's illegal (which IIRC is a violation of Rizon rules, LOL BANTOWN)
5 Known Offenders
6 See Also
7 Fap Gallery

[edit] History

When you see it, you will shit bricks

Like all sick fetishes, lolicon was invented in Japan by some fat hairy Asians as something to fap over in between episodes of Full Metal Alchemist. Since its creation at least 100 years ago, it has spread to the internets and become hugely popular with pedos who don't want to get jailed for looking at real kiddie porn.

It was recently outlawed by Dubya. Not4chan committed seppuku and all the pedophiles there went to 4chan and 420chan where they bred and died.

It appears that the laws banning distribution of said content have been lifted (as of August 2, 2006)^{[citation needed]} , and several sites which have since been shut down are now coming back online, and torrent files that have been removed from certain sites are now allowed to be uploaded once again.

In 2008:

(The original video was deleted. Here's a copy.)

[edit] Facts About lolicon

/v/ displaying its massive pedo population

There's no escaping your fate, you sick fuck.

There is more lolicon then there is Hentai.
If there are tits it isn't loli.
If there is penis it still might be loli. Or Bridget.
The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey – twelve years old and mixed up with coke.

[edit] Legal Status

Lolicon is serious business.

Popular white supremacist loli pop duo Prussian Blue.

How to troll them.

We all know that its Legal until you get caught. Though here's a few incidents in countries around the world.

Crikey! In Australia during August 2007, a Aussie got caught trying to import Lolicon DVDS and was then forced to pay a fine over 9000 dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself, fap, fap, fap, and used this lame excuse "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content."
George W Bush banhammered Lolicon, Shotacon and Toddlercon in the United States during 2003. But in 2004 the supreme court unbanhammerd lolicon 'cause censoring art is unconstitutional. However, not all loli fans are fully aware of this ruling, making them susceptible to trolls.
Under Africa laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Any niggers in Africa that want some child action are better off, going to Zimbabwe where you can rape and kill a girl and get two years.
We all know anything goes hentai wise in Japan.

[edit] Lolicon is illegal Part 2: Staff admits it's illegal (which IIRC is a violation of Rizon rules, LOL BANTOWN)

So I connected again much later on with a proxy....

<Kawaii_neko_boi_69> why is there a link up there about child porn?
<Flonne-chan> where?
<Kawaii_neko_boi_69> http://news.cnet.com/8301-13739_3-9994159-46.html
<Kawaii_neko_boi_69> in the topic
<Kawaii_neko_boi_69> why does that concren us though
<Flonne-chan> because lolicon is a "Target"
<TheFrink> what can lolicon be misconstrued as?
<TheFrink> nubcake
<Flonne-chan> and lolicon can be misconstrued as CP
<Flonne-chan> as one comment says... absolute power corrupts absolutely
<Flonne-chan> besides, what gives one group the absolute right to intercept my internet data without my knowledge or consent
<Kawaii_neko_boi_69> Fionne-Chan, so you're saying that ultimatly, these laws are being used to ban loli, under the guise of CP?
<Flonne-chan> yep
<TheFrink> ain't censorship a bitch?
<Flonne-chan> this goes beyond censorship
<Flonne-chan> carte-blanche access to anyones internet data under the guise of "protecting the kids"
<Kawaii_neko_boi_69> wait i just want to get this clear, they are in fact trying to make lolicon illegal, under PROTECT? they're trying to enforce PROTECT provisions that are unconstitutional?
<Flonne-chan> the thing is, theyre doing it by association
<Flonne-chan> not an act of law
<Flonne-chan> effectively "guilty by association"
<Flonne-chan> then again, seems like any constitutional right can be waived aside under a few broad banners... "protecting against terrorists." and "Protecting the nations Youth"
<Kawaii_neko_boi_69> but PROTECT says that it doesnt mater if real kids are involved
<Kawaii_neko_boi_69> .....so it was, under this insane law, illegal already, am i right?
<Flonne-chan> again, illegal by association
<Flonne-chan> yeah
* guuchan has quit (Killed (summer (OH BTW GRATS)))
* guuchan (guu@www.advfilms.com) has joined #flatchan
<Kawaii_neko_boi_69> so let me get this perfectly clear, it's already illegal under PROTECT, there's a provision that relates to "regardless if the child exists or not". Man that sucks
<Flonne-chan> yeah
<Kawaii_neko_boi_69> ok thanks for clearing that up

[edit] Known Offenders

Every goddamned user of Deadfrog
YOU - You sick fuck! Clean your eyes by looking at this.
Your mom - Dood she totally sucks my wiener while watching it.
Zen444 - Started this filthy page.
Tim Buckley - Dreams of being coddled by his man-crush, Chris Hansen.
Chris Hansen - A closet pedophile who V&'s other pedos to hide his true colors. Also dreams of coddling his boy-crush, Tim Buckley.
Christopher -An EDiot who admitted to being a pedo.
Teruchan - A delusional pedophile who has fooled his fans with a bunny costume.
Ohbutyouwillpet - LJ user that rapes babies.
Dick Cheney - Trust me on this.
Brian Peppers - A scary guy who groped some hentai once. Yup. True. I heard it on the radio.
Aio-n - Actually claims to be a Delicious Loli. If you want that, just send her an AIM message! That's her screen name!
2-J
12 Chan
not4chan
Gary Glitter obviously
Bleedman
HitmanN
Peterwolfe

[edit] See Also

[edit] Fap Gallery

How can you forget the wikipedo lolicon pic!	Delicious loli, I mean cake!	You know you like this nigga!	When engineers get involved with small children...
Exactly!	Say NO to Lolicon.	How sick fucks get buttsecks	Well, that's Japan in a nutshell.
Baby Fuck!111	i herd u liek fucking little girls	Regular fap material.	Loliguro, or female goatse?
This is what happened to Moot after banning loli from 4chan.	A shota being gangraped by a swarm of lolis. Can you spot littlecloud in the picture?	Raping in japan is like saying hello.	They are asking for it.
It's okay if she makes the first move.	Now in demotivator form!		Hands up those who believed there was candy in this van.
a cat is fine too.	Pedophile engineers designed this ride.	You are a pedophile if you fap to the small ones.	She is asking for it.
Yummy.	CLAMP. No.1 producer of Lolis	Holy Shit! It's some sort of loli airplane machine!	Some lolis really enjoy playing with fire.
nothing wrong with kiddy crotch	If you are e-famous, the loli will come to you.	Some lolis have dicks bigger than themselves.	fuckin capitalists
This is what should happen to lolifags.	Kamiyoshi loves children...	Every shirt comes with a loli.