Lolita
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
- This article is about fat weeaboo cows who wish to be SUPER KAWAII in frilly dresses. If you seek delicious underaged ass, ease on down, ease on down the road to lolicon.
Lolita was originally a book about a pedo who married an old woman to have sex with her underaged slut daughter, who then ran off with another man until she was legal and he cried emo tears. This has since been adopted as a proud mantle by Wapanese eatbeasts who WISH they were lusted after by even fat old pedos. In france, everyone love lolita
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[edit] The Glorious History of Lolita-Chans
At least 10 years ago, Japan had a serious problem with keeping girls virgins until they hit the age of 14 which is the socially appropriate time to shove 3 dildos up their young asses while shoving a bottle of beer up their pussy. A secret police force of women was assembled to distract deviants (and of course Pedobear) who might rape girls before their time, their uniform that of victorian baby clothes since all Japanese women look like 16-year-old girls anyways. This program was a great success and provided much hentai for all of the world to enjoy.
However one dark day, a faggery-daggery-doo guitarist named Mana took the uniform of this mighty female task force and exploited it to save his failing career. He dubbed it the super-ghey name of Elegant Gothic Lolita, forever tarnishing the pedo-licious meaning of the word lolita. Ever since Rozen Maiden fagged it up even further, fatties have been dressing up in lolita fashion, much to the sorrow of our eyes.
[edit] Important Rules for Lolita-Chans
- EVEN IF YOU ARE A SKINNY 14-YEAR-OLD JAPANESE GIRL YOU LOOK FUCKING RETARDED IN LOLITA CLOTHING.
[edit] Super Kawaii Lolita-Chans
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