LoneWolf1984

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MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

LoneWolf1984 or Dan, is a DeviantRETARD and Jesus Fanboy. Most of his "work" is the painful pairing together of various characters from TV shows (mostly for children) that would never actually look at each other, let alone have sex. Like most tartlets he has generated over 18,000 views by drawing retarded shit that people love to laugh at. He fails to realize this and believes so many people are making fun of him because he is SO TALENTED and the world's most influential and powerful religion AREZ BEENING DIZCRIMINATED. The only thing worse than his art is his piss poor command of the English language, and English is his native tongue. His spelling and grammar rivals only that of a 5 year old retarded kid. And that's not even an exaggeration. Despite being in his mid 20's and obviously able to get a fucking job so he can afford some god damn Photoshop, he only uses MS Paint. Sad. Just sad.

If you make fun of Dan, than you are hating him just like the villagers "use to hate" Naruto.

1 I BELIEVE IN JEEBUS!
2 Art
3 Lulz Journals
4 Quotes
5 Why do we fight?
6 See Also
7 Links

[edit] I BELIEVE IN JEEBUS!

LoneWolf1984 is Christian, and what's worse, he's one of those retarded, batshit insane Christians that loves to push his stupid ideas on religion and life on everyone who comes within a 10 meter E-radius. Despite thinking that homosexuality is TOTALLY WRONG. He does things that normal Christians wouldn't do even if Satan threatened to stick a fork up their asses. He is an accomplished pedophile. Over half of his gallery includes disgusting pedophelic pairings that flirt with Child pornography. He totally loves it when a middle aged woman and a 13-year-old boy have rough sex. LoneWolf1984 also enjoys drooling over the large racks of Disney princesses and other cartoon characters. For a while he was stalking his pastor's daughter because she looked like Snow White. He is an active prayer warrior who always tries to help wrestlers in matches by praying for them.

He Elusts over every teenage girl cartoon character ever made. This makes him a rare, precious, Gary Stu. One of his most popular crimes against humanity depicts himself tounging Minnie Mouse, which means he's obviously into Bestiality. So please send him all your hot furry porn.

Unless of course he is the biggest troll in the history of internet dickery.

WE REPORT YOU DECIDE!

[edit] Art

BiG BANG THOERY WAS MADE BY SATANiST! YAY JEEBUS!	SO WAS EVOLATION THEORY! DAM U SATANIST!	AND UM, SO WAZ ALIENS. ALIENS WAZ MADE BY SATAN.	Someone want to tell me what the fuck is going on here.
Yes, LoneWolf1984 actually thinks that all the 13 year old girls from naruto want to fuck with him in a closet.	Recolor of Ron Stoppable	LoneWolf1984 thinks that Naruto is fucking all the girls in the series. His OC masturbates to it in the corner of the picture.	He actually believes satan is interested in his fucked up soul. Poor Jesus ended up with it though.
Wait...I thought he was AGAINST homos.	WHAT.	DOUBLE WHAT.

Lonewolf1984 also thinks that he is really hot and that all the female cartoon characters want to make out with him.

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[edit] Lulz Journals

I don't see "Can't speak English" or "Loves little girls" Anywhere. Do you?

...what.

...his Pastor's Daughter? How Christian.

[edit] Quotes

“	I just for fun	„
—LoneWolf1984 - Speaking engrish.

“	I'm the one of that prayed to my God to save Sting the wrestler. Now I'm prayed for the WWE's fall and have to sell it to TNA.	„
—Lonewolf1984 - Praying for wrestlers...I think.

“	When I'd was typing this comment I was also praying on it. I'd felt the POWER OF THE LIVING GOD GOING THROUGHT TO THE KEYBROAD.	„
—Lonewolf1984 - HE FELT THE POWER OF LIVING GOD!

“	Danddo Seri's face is just looks like the fourth hogake and hazel brown eyes and also the hairstyle is just like Dan's but darkish brown hair.	„
—Lonewolf1984 - Explaining his naruto OC, the ultimate Gary stu.

“	Bleach form: Danddo’s face was also transform just look like Ashido’s face but kept the cheek marks. His hair style was cut to Ichigo’s hairstyle but darkish brown. .	„
—Lonewolf1984 - and his Bleach OC, which is pretty much exacly the same.

“	When you see a car do you know who design it? When you see a building do you know who design it? When you see a painting do you know who paint it? When you see a fashion do you know who design it? Can you see the wind?	„
—LoneWolf1984 the folk singer.

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—LoneWolfIQ84 having a serious debate on the theory of "evolation".

“	I'm trying my best not to use any big words for nonchristians can understanding me.	„
—LoneWolf1984 trying to be witty but shoots himself in the foot.

“	You guys hate me just like the villagers use to hate Naruto.	„
—LoneWolf1984 comparing himself to Naruto. How sad.

“	People and animals live long to 100 year. The animals could grow bigger than a house. God'd stop the growing to let us have a second chance.	„
—LoneWolf1984 talking about......umm......................uhh......

“	Adopted Abillties to change to the arena that's about it.	„
—LoneWolf1984 talking about...adoption?...sports?...Oh wait, apparently he's talking about evolution. Yeah, I know, I'm just as confused as you are.

“	Let's what would happen. Jesus say that, "Only God the Fatger knows the day and the hour. When he will return." If about the BIBLE Code is right. Tribulation would be come in the year 2012. I'd feel sorry for you and my follow human race that doesn't believe in my God. I'd die for any one. That's a promise to show my love for them.	„
—Okay, I don't even know what the fuck to make of this one.

“	If you are an WWE Fan. You got the Insult disease but it's also know as the World Wrestling Entertainment Plague. The Scientists found out the Symptoms of having the Insult disease. You will become a zombie and pay 40 bucks to watch the worse PPV.	„
—LoneBrainCell's DA signature. And might I add WHAT THE FUCK?

“	You should get Eveoltion get flaming and retard debates too.	„
—LoneWolf1984 on something to do with homosexuals debating mentally retarded people over something called "Eveoltion"???

“	I have anything wrong with my brain. If you are staying that I'm stupid or Retarded?	„
—I haven't the slightest idea. Seriously, someone get this poor bastard some help.