Lonely
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Loneliness is angst caused by being alone. You fail it, where it = the ability to make a meaningful connection with even a single other member of your species. Because lonely people are socially retarded, they are easily influenced by whoever pays attention to them: this is the basic recruiting tactic of Furries, Scientologists, Gays, etc. A generation of awkward loners, who in earlier days would have done science-fair projects and collected comic books, have found the internets and are now busy writing clumsy slash for their fursonas on LiveJournal.
Loneliness is also the root cause of many wider societal ills, from cutting to World of Warcraft to cybersex. The only known cure is to take a shower, meet some people who don't wear t-shirts with catgirls on them, and to stop being such a boring, self-absorbed loser.
If your pick-up skills with the ladies are especially abysmal, you may be suffering from True Forced Loneliness.
Symptoms of Loneliness
- Owning
more thanone or more anime DVD - Buying wishlist items for camwhores
- Being a camwhore
- Collecting plastic crap
- Excessive fatness
- Excessive fapping
- Using Fake Your Space
- Being an attention whore
- Using the internet to fill the void that is your social/love life
People who are Lonely
People who are Especially Lonely
- Furries
- Prince Jeremy
- Atimon
- Jonmon
- Chris-chan
- Aspies
- 16 year old girls
- The population of Second Life
- People who are left alone.
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- You
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