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Lonely

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The Ronery Pirrow...
The Ronery Pirrow...
If you feel lonely, go out and express yourself!
If you feel lonely, go out and express yourself!
...and its female counterpart.
...and its female counterpart.
This is your brain on lonely
This is your brain on lonely

Loneliness is angst caused by being alone. You fail it, where it = the ability to make a meaningful connection with even a single other member of your species. Because lonely people are socially retarded, they are easily influenced by whoever pays attention to them: this is the basic recruiting tactic of Furries, Scientologists, Gays, etc. A generation of awkward loners, who in earlier days would have done science-fair projects and collected comic books, have found the internets and are now busy writing clumsy slash for their fursonas on LiveJournal.

Loneliness is also the root cause of many wider societal ills, from cutting to World of Warcraft to cybersex. The only known cure is to take a shower, meet some people who don't wear t-shirts with catgirls on them, and to stop being such a boring, self-absorbed loser.

If your pick-up skills with the ladies are especially abysmal, you may be suffering from True Forced Loneliness.

[edit] Symptoms of Loneliness

[edit] People who are Lonely

[edit] People who are Especially Lonely




Lonely
is part of a series on
Dying Alone
Those Who Have Died Alone

Anna Nicole Smith | Arielle Newman | Charmaine Dragun |Codey Porter | Heath Ledger |Lilo | Megan Meier | Mitchell Henderson | Otoya Yamaguchi | Ripper | Rudolph Zurick | Tyler Dumstorf

Those Dying Alone

Ahotwheelscar | Anonymous Borg | Argent009 | Bikerfox | Chemer | Chris-chan | Chuck M. | David Hockey | Epic fat guy | Fagolescents | GoddessMillenia | Kevin Havens | Lecarick | Nullcherri | Pit Viper | Ricki Raven | Rootbrian | Sceptre | Snapesnogger | Ulillillia

Their Methods

4chan | AIDS | Anime | Booze | Bullying | Dead Friend | DeviantART | Drugs | Fleshlight | Self-seclusion | IRC | Jenkem | LiveJournal | Lonely | MySpace | Online dating | Online sex games | Plastic Crap | Plenty Of Fish | YouTube

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