Loose Change

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HOLY SHIT JEWS DID WTC!!!!!1


 
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Jews are to blame. Anything else is scientifically impossible.
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—Dylan Avery, Loose Change

The geniuses who know moar than every Professor of engineering, physics, chemistry, metallurgy, botany and women's studies. Also the worlds three oldest virgins.
The geniuses who know moar than every Professor of engineering, physics, chemistry, metallurgy, botany and women's studies. Also the worlds three oldest virgins.


Loose change is the result of three college rejects discovering iMovie. Executive producer Dylan Avery developed the idea while masturbating furiously to 9/11 pictures and realized there was an unexplained puff of smoke coming out of the WTC during the collapse. He asked then Web designer now controlled demolition expert Jason Bermas for scientific evidence of Jew involvement, the rest is history.

Using groundbreaking original research this film has managed to convince 40% of Americans that Jews did WTC. Subsequently it has also convinced 60% of America that the editors of the film should be castrated to prevent any chance of a sequel to Dylan Avery.

Tinfoil hat wearer Alex Jones was brought on as an executive in the most recent version to help make it even more batshit crazy and remove any possible trace of actual science or sound reasoning.

The movie has been released in 4 versions:

  • Loose Change "I don't want to get a real job" edition.
  • Loose Change "Holy shit, people will actually pay for this crap?" edition.
  • Loose Change "What do you mean it's copyrighted?" edition.
  • Loose Change "We ain't done milkin' this bitch yet" edition.

Prior to the release of "Loose Change: Final Cut", Avery announced that "Final Cut" would be his last conspiracy movie, as he moved on to bigger and better projects using his newfound stardom.

He is currently working on another version of Final Cut.

Contents

[edit] History

September 2001: Jews destroy World Trade Center

December 2005: Global Jew conspiracy epically fails at stopping release of this movie

February 2006: YouTube becomes famous, people find out about movie from their fucktard friends.

June 2006: Second release. Revised claim "steel melts at like, 8 billion degrees Fahrenheit." Removed "Weekly World News" as official reference

November 2007: "Final Cut" released. Alex Jones introduces controversial "Loch Ness monster was actually flying the planes" theory

August 2008: "Final Cut: We really mean it this time" released. Movie is just a recorded apology from Avery.

[edit] Actual Quotes from Film

This still from the movie shows where a jew was suspected to have lived.
This still from the movie shows where a jew was suspected to have lived.

"It isn't immediately obvious why building 7 collapsed. From this we can infer that George W Bush under direction from leftard Jews from the year 3000 personally planted thermite bombs in the basement of the building. "

"Since the science behind the controlled demolition is obvious to a 5 time college reject, it must be overwhelming and irrefutably clear to every engineer, architect, construction worker and guy who ever studied buildings at community college. Since none of them have come forward we have to assume they are part of the jew conspiracy. It follows that not only the entire federal government, but state and local governments have been contaminated by jews reaching down as low as the assholes who check parking meters. Why it would even be necessary to hatch such an elaborate conspiracy if the jews already had the unbelievable power to maintain it's secrecy, well we don't know. We don't pretend to have all the answers. "

"OMGZZZZ SILVERSTEIN SAID ___PULL___ THE BUILDING. OMG OMG OMGG!!!!!1!!1!!!!111!!1one!!!!1!(exp(0)) PULL CAN ONLY MEAN "JEWS DID IT" ROFLMAO WAKE UP PEOPLE SEE THE EVIDENCE FOAR YOURSELF!!!""


[edit] Terrorists

Even Bill O'Reilly Believes in LC
Even Bill O'Reilly Believes in LC

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, and you think it's a duck? You're UnAmerican, lol After millions of people were convinced 9-11 was an inside job after watching Loose Change, it was only a matter of time before some celebrities commited political suicide. You must call them 'UnAmerican' and 'Terrorists' to be part of the cool kids club.


[edit] Cool People

Typical conspiracy theorist dumbfuck
Typical conspiracy theorist dumbfuck

[edit] The Second Edition

Due to Dylan Avery's obvious anti-semitic ties and desire for attention, he decided to create an ever-shittier revision inspired by posts on his forum.

The key difference between the first and second editions is that the first edition contained vandalized versions of wikipedia pages as their chief evidence. The second edition took those out.

[edit] Those Responsible

  • Osama Bin Laden
  • All Arabs
  • Saddam Hussien
  • George W. Bush
  • North Korea
  • Those who download copyrighted music
  • Conspiracy theorists
  • Iran
  • Jews
  • Taliban
  • Dick Cheney
  • Halliburton
  • Saudia Arabia
  • William Rodriguz
  • The Democratic Party
  • Any country our president wishes to invade
  • Canada
  • Charlie Chaplin
  • Koolaid Guy

[edit] See Also

[edit] External Links

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