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Lord Zim

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AZN HAET CARS LOL!

Indeed, Lord Zim is more smarter than you!

Lord Zim is a very confused and very unintelligent Asian american on DevianTART who claims that a well known and liked artist is a terrorist and that everyone who "works" for her will be reported to the GBI and then, even worse, get banned from dA.

He baleeted his first entry of hatred towards the said artist, but his evident hatred is quite visible on his LiveJournal. Behold the Engrish, people. He's doing it ~~for the lulz~~ because bilingual = EVIL TERRORIST NAZI!!1

1 Inspirations
2 Powers
3 Zim haets this certain artist because...
4 tl;dr
5 Livejournal Drama
6 External Links

[edit] Inspirations

Anime
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Borat (omg Borat is a real person, you guys!)

[edit] Powers

Because statistics make everything better.

Engrish
GBI
"Japanese in harms way" (wtf?)
Sexism (but he's against such -isms, guys, keep in mind!)
Stupid statistics

[edit] Zim haets this certain artist because...

She draws Cars fanart
She hates pumpkins
She has lots of pets
She is Austrian
She doesn't want to arr-pee with illiterate 13 year old boys.

[edit] tl;dr

^{(He deleted it, but here it'll be archived FOREVAR!!1)}

Lord Zim in all his coolness.

I, Zim will proclaim that Female Austrians are misundertood. Unlike, Suzi Some females find out that they're being brainwashed but, They have no control. Which reminds me of a Kazakhstani guy Name Borat. It turned out that He was like me and later, He learned from his mistakes and yet, I am influenced by him, Most of the things were offensive but sure, We maybe harsh and our laws but we have no choice. I just learn something very valuable from Borat. He is a very smart man that Made me Visualize people who I used to mistreat female Austrians.

Now, I figured Why, We men should be more kind towards Females. Because they still have limited rights and yet the Us Laws enforces that. I mean look at Arnold Schwarzenegger, He is the same when he was about Suzi's age. A person who is High on anabolic steroids. Most Men are more smarter than females but, it is no right to treat them like trash. Look, believe it or not my Message may or may not Change the world. People like Robert AKA Aceplayer, Arnold, and Borat made me realize something.

Sure, Suzi is a Ageist person towards Adultcracy and I gave up on it. I used to be an idoit like her. I'm a chinese American person while most people call me crap like Yao Meng, Jackie chan and Bruce lee. If I was a female and I heard that I may or may not get offended. Sometimes, No matter how hard it sounds but, we need to be a little more kind towards females. They Are 20% being influenced easier than males. I don't want to be rude but I'm her rival. I'll give her another chance about something that is done wrong. If She Messes up again I will have no choice but to enforce the law that states "Females should have limited rights!" I really hate to do that because unlike females, We Males find out about Crimes faster.

Which is the reason why I am going to give her a second chance. I strictly hope this goes to the same with her friends. I reported the FBI about her, But What I read about her first journal in 2007 change my actions. Next time, I'll tell my Father and I'll tell him about those guys. I am now being Normal and unlike her, I'm not going to be Overoptimistic. If she goes to Prison or on trial, I will not, I repeat will not defend her. What she did is even more Illegal than Stalking. This is how I am smarter than most people in Deviantart and all. What Suzidragonlady did over Overoptimism is that She recruited Gangs to track me down. I have no choice about it, I feel Life-Threated if I didn't. I also Reported her in Such various groups like the IRS and such. Suzi, here is your second chance of Forgiveness, Which I hopr you will strictly Obtain a lesson from me.

I am an Asian-American who Loves helping other people. I have stepped into your shoes with my Villianous vision. If I don't stop you from doing that, You will be INFAMOUS!! Your going to be like Adolf Hitler and Your going to kill all the chinese people and I am going to Arrest you while you like it or not. This is what I stated to be my Confession. Oh and Lougara If your going to act like Suzi I you change before the U.S. will Repeat itself, and I know you won't want you to do such things such as that.

Oh and Please don't any Questions right now, I just feel Guilty okay!? P.S. Oh, and about the FBI thing I was not bluffing at all!!!! Oh and this goes to her 700 or so friends of Suzi's.

Oh, and sorry about my poor grammar like I said I a Chinese-american. Which is another reason why for now on I role-play but not with you 20 year olds.

I'll go to SA, LJ and FA more often until I can take care of people like Suzi!!!!

Maybe, I may be harsh I'm Adapting the German way of things now. I will keep adapting different countries style until you stop Calling suzi a Good person!! She may have 800 people in her squad but, I have bigger Powers than hers.

Which means, I own places like KNA and No I am not a Moderator there. I'm going to treat you guys like Republic style in South Korea. Unlike Communism, I'll give you rights but very little.

I'm doing this so I could be Owner in Japan. You guys are employees which is something I swore I will not to be in my life. I'm going to take my parents advice and treat you guys this way.

Until, Your still Paranoid with a Gang I will not stop you. I'm chinese person who adapts in Japanese in harms way. Because I support Japan more than china and that shit that suzi brought to my face that offended me alot. For now on, its like the N word. Its sacred now.

If I was an employee I'll take my time unlike you people I'm going to be patient!!!! I'm Nuetral not good. So, that will Explain something!!!!

Its Either this, or I shall tell my best friend Robert [Aceplayer] to kick all of your asses. Its your choice, You either give up or I'll ignore 70% of the words and I'll report you in DA. Remember Internet=Serious business!!

Oh, and I'll get on your good sides if you hire or tell a chinese person to Translate my words, Unlike German chinese is 500 times harder than English. The closest I got to my accuracy is 76% but my father will help to translate my english words better.

I am very sensitive about you guys flame. In LJ Lougara called me a Retard which is why I'm being paranoid, Please Lougara either change your actions or I have no choice but to report you to GBI. I am serious about my words. LOL means laugh out loud, its Not funny anymore, Until you can learn from her mistake I will Ignore you for now on! Oh, and please respect me or else your going to stay into my blackmail list. Suzi, hunter, werechu, and Lizkay I forgive but if you guys want me to treat you like trash go ahead.

There's a Ying and a Yang choose your side its a part of an Armageddon. Next time, give me an exact time of giving me chances. I will respect you guys in the future but not now.

Oh, and there's a reason why they have GBI. Because Georgia's laws are different than most states.

Oh, and I'm not bluffing at all go to: link

LAST Warning: The US is Similar to most Countries, You don't know your laws, than its useless just to find out thiers. Same with other country laws.

[edit] Livejournal Drama

Being the typical unintelligent human being, Lord Zim managed to piss off a few people on Livejournal. Shirik Draguinea had it with Lord Zim's douchebaggery and wrote a LiveJournal entry about how mentally unstable the kid was. Many lulz were had by all, and of course Lord Zim himself made a lol-tastic appearance.