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[edit] A fag is Born

lorf -- A prime example
lorf -- A prime example

Last thursday, Lorf appeared on 7chan's /b/ in a camwhore thread. Everyone thought he was an epic troll until he modposted. Soon after that chaos erupted during the start of his second Camwhore thread.

[edit] Wut Lorfailing [Freaking Furry Fuzzy Friday]

On Thanksgiving, hell erupted because of another camwhoring thread consisting of yiff and furfaggotry. Furfag shit appeared left and right, and massive amounts of spam and fail. Lorf also began to fag up 7chan irc with epic amounts of fur. Someone also unearthed his BeastForum ad and spammed that as well.

As soon as the spam started in /b/, meatspin, goatse, and swarms of furries soon took over 7chan. A few unknowing 7channers (except the furries) left because they didn't know any better. In general, everyone stayed on /b/. To some, Lorf marked the beginning of the new fart of 7chan's /b/.

Lorf prepares to yiff in hell
Lorf prepares to yiff in hell

[edit] The Aftermath

It seems as though the tide of shit has came and passed, although scattered shits of lorf still float around the motherchan. Um0p_3pisdn said he permabanned Lorf, thus removing his mod powers. Um0p also wants you to know that he deleted a lot of other inactive mods as well and is trying to save the integrity of 7chan. That was until he left the internet forever in March. No mortal man can stand before Lorf, apparently.

It's been said that Lorf got his mod powers back in late January, 2008. Truth: his shitty modding is hurting the non furfags.

[edit] Black Metal faggotry

Lorf plays in a black metal band and tries to hide his fail at such by noting that he's already a huge faggot, so it's okay.

[edit] /lorf/

Lorf soon acquired his own shitty board to terrorize 7chan on. Now it's back with the rebirth of 7chan.

[edit] Gallery of Lorf

[edit] Lorf Trivial

It is well known that Lorf:

  • Is a furfag
  • Is an admin on 7chan
  • Is an admin on 30chan[1]
  • Has had hot gay sex with tj9991
  • Will probably fap in your ear, eye, nose & ass
  • Has defeated Doublechinchan in an epic battle last thursday on 7chan.
  • Lorf also goes under the name Furseiseki on 7chan's IRC, usually to troll and yiff the mods.

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